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Zoo chimpanzee tries to show visitors how to open his cage

Oh clever chimpanzee… your plans of world domination have been thwarted by glass.

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Orangutans learn to use iPads

Orangutans are pretty damn smart, but they don’t have the vocal cords to speak our human language, so some zoos are teaching our ape cousins how to communicate using iPads.

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Zoos of the future may be more like Jurassic Park than the zoos of today

Even though things didn’t turn out as planned in Jurassic Park, it’s still a goal for the future to one day have zoos that are populated with cloned extinct animals and robots indistinguishable from real animals that are no longer living. It’s a big dream, but one day it will happen. And it will be perfectly safe, I promise. Every precaution will be taken.

Alpha male monkey uses some sort of crazy swinging monkey attack to try to take down a human rival

ccording to YouTuber NRucker5, he was told by a manager at the Memphis Zoo’s cafe that the alpha male monkey in a nearby enclosure felt threatened by him because he’s a tall male, and suggested he go stand with his back to the Plexiglas to provoke an “attack.”

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Teddy the porcupine does not want to share his corn on the cob

No really, he fucking loves some corn and he does not like to share at all. Corn is pretty damn good.

posted 30 November, 2011
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Fuck you and your freedom.

posted 22 November, 2011
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Gorilla at the San Francisco zoo quickly learns how to play a Nintendo DS

This wasn’t some stately scientific experiment to see how well a gorilla plays Scribblenauts— some kid at the San Francisco zoo accidentally dropped his Nintendo DS XL into the gorilla cage and a gorilla picked it up and started playing it. It looks like the perfect fit for the big fucking gorilla hands. After a zookeeper gave the gorilla a pear, he easily gave over the DS.