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Mice grow massive balls after eating yogurt. PASS THAT YOPLAIT.

While testing the effects of yogurt on obesity, a group of researchers at MIT discovered that the yogurt they were feeding the test mice had an interesting side effect— it gave them much bigger balls. This hasn’t been observed in humans, because lord knows if it worked, I’d barely be able to sit down. Yogurt is damn good, son.

IHC After Dark: How to make a frozen yogurt tampon

And why would one want to make a frozen yogurt tampon? Well… apparently, if you’re a lady who has both a bladder infection and a yeast infection at the same time, this will cure both. So I guess this is helpful to somebody here. Maybe.

posted 04 October, 2011
by cranberryzero
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Why don’t you have some yogurt for breakfast?

And not just any yogurt, the BEST yogurt. This yogurt is tonguing the asshole of a sweaty Kenyan marathon runner good.

New Mexico woman gets a yogurt sample that she says had semen in it

A woman at a grocery store got a free sample of yogurt and she immediately noticed the subtle taste and mouth feel of semen. But it was Greek yogurt, and all Greek yogurt tastes like rotten jizz anyway.