I Heart Chaos

But that’s just JTT… his heart is too big to belong to just one woman.

Meanwhile, in Michigan…

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IHC After Dark: The Last Lightforce

FUCK ALL THESE FLYING SCORPIONS

IHC After Dark: Bonkers TV song and dance number from 1970s Italy features multiple dancing David Bowies

This 1978 clip features the eternally popular Raffaella Carrà (now pushing 70) singing Cole Porter’s “Night and Day” as bald, mustachioed eye-patch wearing sci-fi weirdos, um, assist her. That’s only the “night” part, just wait until “day” comes around and the troupe of caped, dancing “Aladdin Sane” clones show up to strut their stuff!

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80 year old grandmother falls out of tandem skydiving harness, lives to tell the tale

Luckily this tandem instructor’s negligence ends without casualty. This 80 year-old grandma does a tandem skydive for her birthday and nearly falls out of the harness because it’s not properly adjusted prior to exit.

Woman crushing a Red Bull can with only her shoulder blades is sort of horrifying

Look at those powerful little wing stumps. Crazy.

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IHC After Dark: Lady Gaga/Jim Carrey nightmare fuel

Please make it stop. All of it. Everything.

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IHC After Dark: “A Moment With Ms. Candle”

OH GOD THE HORROR

IHC After Dark: The tale of Chonto

Strangely compelling, and possibly worth 14 minutes of your time. Because you weren’t going to do anything anyways.

C’mon, give it a shot. There’s a monkey in it!

Parenting fail: Parents accidentally get their kid stuck in a washing machine

Dad thought it would be fun to let his kid take a short spin in the laudromat’s washing machine. What he didn’t know is that the door automatically locks when it’s turned on, so the kid and the dad got way more than they bargained for. Dumbass.

Everything you’ve wanted to know about the etiquette of taking a crap at the opera in the early 1800s

These days, theaters of all kinds come equipped with clean and (mostly) sanitary restrooms for everyone’s convenience. In 1830s London however, people were not so lucky. So what exactly did you do in 1830 if you were at a play or opera and really had to evacuate that turtle head? Some guy wrote a book about the subject, in case you were wondering.

At the buffet like nobody gives a shit.

Damn girl, get some Lysol up in there or something.

IHC After Dark: Goose rush hour

HONK HONK

Yes, this is a real photo of an eagle wielding a knife. Somebody’s fucked.

While taking pictures in Västerbotten, Sweden, Dutch photographer Han Bouwmeester failed to maintain control of his weapon. And this golden eagle took it from him.

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