If the Mormons can posthumously baptize someone as Mormon, so can the Satanists. In a recent ritual, the Satanic Temple invited lesbians to come and make out on the grave of Fred Phelps’ mother and declaring her posthumously as a Satanic lesbian. Furthermore, they state that from here on out, any time there’s same sex lovin’ on her grave, the Lady Phelps will receive lesbian pleasures in Hell.
Last November, there were two major defections from the Westboro Baptist Church— Megan Phelps, granddaughter of founder Fred Phelps and her sister, Grace. Since they’ve left the church, they’ve tried to figure out a normal life, but recently Megan spoke up about her life in the WBC and quoting Catwoman in doing so.
I’m too fucking angry to even comment. If I were in the WBC, I’d make sure I had a will in order before going to Sandy Hook.
Fast food chain Chick-Fil-A has never tried at all tried to hide their conservative Christian philosophy. They’re closed on Sundays, they hold frequent employee prayer sessions and the company contributes millions to conservative causes. But recently, as CEO Dan Cathay has become very vocal about his opposition to gay marriage, the lines have been drawn. One one side… the Muppets and the mayor of Boston. On the other… Mike Huckabee and the Westboro Baptist Church.
Apparently it takes the likes of the Westboro Baptist Church to make the KKK look like fine, upstanding citizens
Yesterday, president Barack Obama visited Arlington National Cemetery to place a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and to pay his respects for fallen American military. Of course, the professional trolls of the WBC had to show up with their “God Hates Everything” signs because they’re just awful lumps of aborted flesh like that, but what was surprising is that one of the groups there to counterprotest the WBC was the KKK. And somehow of the two, the KKK suddenly looked like the reasonable ones.
The professional trolls at the Westboro Baptist Church are shit giggly happy after the US Supreme Court ruled 8-1 in their favor that picketing funerals is protected by the first amendment. After the ruling, the WBC promised that it would quadruple its funeral picketing, because that’s what God wants.
Mr. Anonymous is a pretty cool guy, hacks websites, drops memes in a charming accent, and doesn’t afraid of anything. As opposed to Shirley Phelps-Roper, who just sits there with her batshit crazy psycho bitch grin.