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Even Leonardo DaVinci liked to fill up his notebooks with crude penis pictures
Most likely, this particular sketch from one of DaVinci’s notebooks was likely not drawn by himself, but by his twink boy toy named Salai:
Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus. The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.” So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery. There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.
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Even Leonardo DaVinci liked to fill up his notebooks with crude penis pictures

Most likely, this particular sketch from one of DaVinci’s notebooks was likely not drawn by himself, but by his twink boy toy named Salai:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus. The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.” So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery. There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

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The ladies want to know… where are the hackers dragging up the Ryan Gosling dick pics? They’re out there somewhere.

With Galactic Cap, the future of condoms could just be the tip

So no one really likes condoms, but unless you’re looking to try and have a baby or spread your STDs around, they’re generally a good idea. Galactic Cap wants to change the condom forever by reducing it to the essential part, with an adhesive cup that sits on just the end of the dick. Wow, that sounds… way worse.

Man gets his dick stuck in a pipe for two days, million to one odds

A Chinese man was left red-faced after getting his penis stuck in a pipe for TWO DAYS. Lian Tien came up with possibly the world’s most bizarre excuse for the embarrassing blunder - he was painting in the nude and slipped. The 61-year-old said his ‘private parts’ became stuck in a pipe sticking out used to take water from the building’s air conditioning unit. But he thought nobody would believe his story - so he stayed there for two days until he developed a fever and called doctors, who suggested they call for backup from the fire brigade.

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Interactive wall of 3D printed dongs dances to music. This is where the future has led us.

The “Penis Wall”, as it’s appropriately titled, consists of a grid of wagging and waving members that frolic to the tune of a Tchaikovsky song or in step with a viewer like a melange of giddy, little phallic creatures. Using an ultrasonic distance sensor, the wall can be programmed not only to dance, but to serve as a visualization for data, such as stock market patterns.

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Penis vs. Vagina: Which plumbing is better to own?

THE ULTIMATE RUMBLE IN THE PUBIC JUNGLE









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