Posts tagged with ‘weeners’

King’s County Bar in Brooklyn to Host Smallest Penis Contest

According to a Craigslist ad seeking “less endowed men” to prove that “good things can come in small packages,” the contest will be “pageant style” and involve “talent, evening wear, and swimsuit elements.”

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Former Tennessee vice mayor arrested for going 90mph with his dick out the car window. How does that even happen?

I know cars are becoming stupidly easy to drive, but does that now make it possible to drive while hanging your dick out of the driver’s window? I’ve tried doing sketches and charts to try and figure out how to hell this would work, but even with cruise control on and one steady knee, I’m really impressed with how former vice mayor William Blakely was able to go 90 with his cock out of the window.

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Man born with no penis gets a new one made from his arm

When Andrew Wardle was born, he was born with an ectopic bladder, meaning his bladder was on the outside of his body. His bladder was put back where it should be, but he still had balls and no dick. Thanks to modern medicine, doctors were able to build him a new dong using skin and blood vessels and nerves from his arm.

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Scientists discover that male bats like to go down on female bats. Glad we have that confirmed so I can finally sleep at night.

It’s already been known and observed that female bats will often suck their boyfriend’s bat-dick, but until recently, male bats haven’t been observed reciprocating. But now we can report, that male bats do in fact like eating bat pussy. Sciiiience!

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Man with no penis has bedded over 100 women

“Despite being born without a penis, Andrew Wardle claims to have bedded over 100 women.

Bedding 100 women is seen as a big achievement for many men. Bedding 100 women when you were born without a penis is nothing short of miraculous…”

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Penis stealing is apparently on the rise in Africa. Just FYI

If you’ve got a penis and you’re going to be visiting central Africa some time soon, you should probably be aware that there’s been a rash of penis thievery. Yes, people stealing human penises. Be on your guard.

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