Posts tagged with ‘weeners

Hooray! Time for Japan’s annual Penis Festival! 
All these dicks everywhere may seem odd by Western standards, but at least it’s an honest celebration of spring. Go outside and look at that yellow dust on your car, and in your eyes. Know what that is? Spring. Bukkaked all over everything.
See more pics here, and yes, you bet there will be some of these in next week’s Peoples of the World.

Hooray! Time for Japan’s annual Penis Festival! 

All these dicks everywhere may seem odd by Western standards, but at least it’s an honest celebration of spring. Go outside and look at that yellow dust on your car, and in your eyes. Know what that is? Spring. Bukkaked all over everything.

See more pics here, and yes, you bet there will be some of these in next week’s Peoples of the World.

Keeping your internets safe with the advanced Penile Detection Algorithm

Toronto ad agency Triangles announced this groundbreaking piece of internet technology this week. Is it a penis? Is it not a penis? Let the computers figure that out.

http://pda-pro.net/

This is what it looks like when a guy draws a penis a day on his wife’s whiteboard
Back in February 2013, this guy’s wife bought a whiteboard. When he told her he was going to draw a penis on it every day, she challenged him to do it for a year. So of course, he did.
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This is what it looks like when a guy draws a penis a day on his wife’s whiteboard

Back in February 2013, this guy’s wife bought a whiteboard. When he told her he was going to draw a penis on it every day, she challenged him to do it for a year. So of course, he did.

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Why did someone put a giant hand carved wooden dick on top of a Putin critic’s car? I don’t know, but that’s a hell of a lot of effort to put into giving someone a really big “fuck you”
I mean damn, that thing is hand carved out of a tree, then they had to haul it down there and smash it into the windshield and chain it in place… someone was really motivated.
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Why did someone put a giant hand carved wooden dick on top of a Putin critic’s car? I don’t know, but that’s a hell of a lot of effort to put into giving someone a really big “fuck you”

I mean damn, that thing is hand carved out of a tree, then they had to haul it down there and smash it into the windshield and chain it in place… someone was really motivated.

Read the story here

King Tut was buried with a hard-on to try and quash religious rebellion. Glad that’s worked well so far for Egypt.

When the young King Tut was buried, he was given his dead penis a full salute, standing up at a straight 90 degree angle. This hasn’t entirely been clear, but one egyptologist  Salima Ikram, a professor at the American University in Cairo, has argued that the unusual burial of King Tut was an attempt to make him appear as Osiris, the god of the afterlife, to counter attempts by King Akhenaten to establish a monotheistic religion.

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Guy with two full sized dicks gives the best Reddit AMA ever.

WARNING: The condition is known as diphallia, and yes, there are pictures. Most people who have diphalia have one penis that’s full sized and one little barely formed penile nub. But this guy on Reddit has two full sized, fully functional dicks. And yes, he can stick both in the v, or on in the v-hole, the other in the b-hole at the same time. Holy shit.

// that’s enough internet for the month

Read it here, and check out this dude’s amazing pair here (NSFW)

What do the snozzberries on Willy Wonka’s lickable wallpaper taste like? Dick.

One of the most quotable moments from the highly quotable 1971 film ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory’ is when Wonka introduces the children to one of his new inventions— lickable wallpaper. As the kids lick the wall, Wonka exclaims “the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!” What are snozzberries? You probably thought it was just some total nonsense term from an author, Roald Dahl, known for lots of nonsense words. But in Dahl’s world, the word “snozzberry” does apparently have a meaning. In Dahl’s 1979 adult novel ‘My Uncle Oswald’, “snozzberry” is slang for penis. Yes, those kids were licking dick flavored wallpaper. Not surprising for a story whose main character is a lonely psychopath living in his own fantasy world who casually murders children for kicks.

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Russian artist nails his scrotum to the pavement in Moscow’s Red Square in protest of the Russian government
Pyotr Pavlensky carried out the stunt outside Lenin’s Mausoleum on the day Russia marked its Police Day national holiday. He received medical treatment before being taken into custody over the incident, which he said was a protest against Russia’s “police state”.
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Russian artist nails his scrotum to the pavement in Moscow’s Red Square in protest of the Russian government

Pyotr Pavlensky carried out the stunt outside Lenin’s Mausoleum on the day Russia marked its Police Day national holiday. He received medical treatment before being taken into custody over the incident, which he said was a protest against Russia’s “police state”.

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