One of the most quotable moments from the highly quotable 1971 film ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory’ is when Wonka introduces the children to one of his new inventions— lickable wallpaper. As the kids lick the wall, Wonka exclaims “the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!” What are snozzberries? You probably thought it was just some total nonsense term from an author, Roald Dahl, known for lots of nonsense words. But in Dahl’s world, the word “snozzberry” does apparently have a meaning. In Dahl’s 1979 adult novel ‘My Uncle Oswald’, “snozzberry” is slang for penis. Yes, those kids were licking dick flavored wallpaper. Not surprising for a story whose main character is a lonely psychopath living in his own fantasy world who casually murders children for kicks.
Sex injuries are some of the most horrific injuries any ill-fated soul can suffer. They occur in moments when we are at our most vulnerable. The last thing you want in any case is to be bleeding profusely from your genitalia.
Chinese paranormalist arrested for exorcising a haunted vagina with his penis. It’s pretty standard practice.
Who you gonna call? A man in China was arrested after he charged a woman $3000 to remove the ghost in her vagina with his dick. I don’t know what the laws are in the US, but I’m pretty sure that’s just the standard way to do it.