Posts tagged with ‘vibrators

Fisherman finds dildo inside of fish. Insert “smells like fish now” joke here.

A fisherman was baffled after he found a massive dildo inside a cod he had just caught. Bjoern Frilund, 64, was pleased to have reeled in the six kilogram fish while on a boat near Eidsbygda, in Norway. But his happiness soon turned to dread when he inspected the cod further and saw it contained a large red vibrator.

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Vibrator.com is giving away free vibrators to furloughed federal employees

If you’re a furloughed federal employee sitting around with too-too-too much time on your hands, Vibrators.com is giving away 200 free vibes a day to “non-essential” furloughed federal employees. All you have to do is enter the coupon code “IAmAFederalEmployee”.

They won’t do a background check to confirm you are one, but if you lie they point out, ‘Karma will get you. Note: Congress Representatives, who voted for the shutdown, are all deemed “essential” so are ineligible. But since they are still getting paid, they can afford to buy their own.

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Open source, sonar controlled vibrator lets you use your whole body as a theremin

This toy serves as a kind of analog bridge between two remote spaces: the column of ultrasonically-oscillating air in front of the remote, and whatever body part happens to be in contact with the vibrator. Touch that invisible space above the remote, and the vibrator touches you.

In fact, it does start to feel like there’s a palpable object in space above the remote’s sensors. Move your body close to it, and it reacts. Press into it lightly, or tease the edges. Flick your hand through it, or make graceful waves back and forth. You can use your whole body to touch it, almost like a big fuzzy vibrating cone floating in air.

If the sensor can see your body’s rhythms, it responds in kind, effortlessly synchronizing to its frequency. This is exactly the sort of closed-loop control I was after.

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At $15,000, this is the world’s most expensive vibrator
LELO Inez Gold Vibrator, part of the LELO Luxe Collection, is a high quality sex toy for women like no other. The best LELO vibrator is crafted in 24K gold plate and belongs in your jewelry box or even your safe.  Considered to be one of the world’s best vibrators, LELO Inez Gold Vibrator delivers an exciting experience for users who want to experience the sexy sensation of hot or cold.  Five pre-programmed vibration modes and an almont silent vibration present many of pleasureable experiences. LELO Inez’s petite frame guarantees discreet yet delightful pleasure. There’s no need for batteries because Inez is rechargeable and holds a 2-hour charge with up to 4 hours of enjoyment. This luxury vibrator comes in a luxurious wooden gift box, with a charger, manual, satin pouch for elegant and discreet storage and a 1-year LELO warranty.
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At $15,000, this is the world’s most expensive vibrator

LELO Inez Gold Vibrator, part of the LELO Luxe Collection, is a high quality sex toy for women like no other. The best LELO vibrator is crafted in 24K gold plate and belongs in your jewelry box or even your safe.

Considered to be one of the world’s best vibrators, LELO Inez Gold Vibrator delivers an exciting experience for users who want to experience the sexy sensation of hot or cold.

Five pre-programmed vibration modes and an almont silent vibration present many of pleasureable experiences. LELO Inez’s petite frame guarantees discreet yet delightful pleasure. There’s no need for batteries because Inez is rechargeable and holds a 2-hour charge with up to 4 hours of enjoyment. This luxury vibrator comes in a luxurious wooden gift box, with a charger, manual, satin pouch for elegant and discreet storage and a 1-year LELO warranty.

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The Little Rooster alarm clocks wakes women with a cock-a-doodle-doo to their lady bits

If you’re a woman who has a tendency to sleep through your alarm, maybe something like The Little Rooster is more your speed. It’s a small, personal alarm clock that one wears in one’s panties, and when the alarm goes off in the morning, it wakes you up with a buzz against your little man in the boat.

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I got this in the mail the other day. Am I just extremely immature or was this done on purpose?

I got this in the mail the other day. Am I just extremely immature or was this done on purpose?

Japanese vibrator simulates the feeling of being shot or stabbed. Well that’s not a fun kind of vibrator at all.

You ever been shot or stabbed? Do you want to be shot? I guess if you really want to, it could be arranged. But a less messy and far less lethal solution would be a pair of Japanese vibrators that work in tandem to produce the feeling of something passing through your body. Not quite the vibrators you might have been hoping for, but it’s an interesting phenomenon. The vibrators, not getting shot.

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PhotonicInduction overloads a vibrator with MORE POWER

When Delsyd sent me this video, he said that it’s almost as if PhotonicInduction made this video just for IHC. I’m a big fan, and I’d like to think that, but I’m just appreciative of the video itself. Damn, that dildo looks angry.

Finally, the world has a USB drive that doubles as a vibrator

There’s lots of different kinds of USB drives to choose from out there, but there’s only one USB drive that also doubles as a vibrator. Yes, you can store your documents, photos and data on the same device that you use to vibrate your lady parts. It’s discreet, super quiet and waterproof.

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My Little Secret Talking Vibrator. Yes, it’s a real thing. A vibrator that says nice things to you.

And by nice things, I mean really creepy things that are supposed to sound like sexy compliments, in an awful robotic male voice. Yes, it’s just like the Shake Weight from South Park.

Solar-powered vibrator for the eco-conscious masturbator

If you’d like to get off without simultaneously fucking the earth, check out the Solar Bullet. There’s also a light at the end, so it doubles as the world’s smelliest flashlight.

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