I Heart Chaos

Epic van is epic. Candy in the back? Don’t mind if I do.

posted 17 January, 2012
by cranberryzero
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This Star Wars themed van would have gotten you soooo laid in 1978

And it’s being sold on ebay:

YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. If you do a Google image search for Star Wars Van this comes up on the front page. (woops, I just checked again and it turns up on the SECOND page.) Graphics were professionally designed and installed. Detail is excellent and there is absolutely NO FADING! This van started out as a lovingly cared for custom van. When I got it the headers, flares, front spoiler, and dash tach were still there. I am only the third owner. It had a custom interior at one time but much of it had been removed and the van had sat for a while. It came with lots of spares and ran great. It was the perfect blank slate…….. THe force was with us.

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posted 11 January, 2012
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Vans waffle sole iPhone case better become a real thing, dammit

Currently, this isn’t a real product, but supposedly it will be a real product in the next few weeks. I’m not really a fan of phone cases, but I would get this one in a fucking heartbeat.

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posted 19 December, 2011
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Looks legit.

Crazy Japanese Batman van mod strikes nausea into the heart of evil

Jesus, I’ve seen some hideous Japanese car mods in my day, but something about the extreme fiberglass wings and the color scheme and the awful Batman & Robin-ness of it makes me a little ill.

posted 15 November, 2010
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Only $4150 for my very own 70s surveillance van? SOLD.

Better than a rape van full of shag carpeting and candy, this authentic, super badass late 70s surveillance van can be yours for the low, low price of just $4150. This thing has absolutely everything you could possibly want to spy on your neighbors, ex-boyfriends or girlfriends or family members— right from your own faux wood paneled rolling spy enclave.

posted 05 November, 2010
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Best rape van ever. Too bad it can’t drive 55.

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posted 23 September, 2010
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SUPERVAN (1977)

Van culture, huh? Never heard of it, but I guess back in the 70’s people customized vans and…well, I’m drawing a blank. I guess they just drove around, hung out and got fucked up.