For women and girls born without vaginas or ones that are partial or deformed, the good news is that scientists can now grow you a brand new real live vagina from your own cells. For everyone else, the good news is that scientists can now grow perfect vaginal replicas of other people’s vaginas, for… reasons. Where do I pre-order?
Eating out just got a slightly disturbed sister. You want cake? What about cakes that look like vaginas? What about vagina cakes that look like horror movie monsters?
Chinese paranormalist arrested for exorcising a haunted vagina with his penis. It’s pretty standard practice.
Who you gonna call? A man in China was arrested after he charged a woman $3000 to remove the ghost in her vagina with his dick. I don’t know what the laws are in the US, but I’m pretty sure that’s just the standard way to do it.
Vaginas are dark, deep, mysterious places where things go in and things go out. Sometimes the things that go in are things that are supposed to go in, and sometimes they’re not. And sometimes things get lost or stuck up there. Tampons, coins, grapes, hamsters, potatoes… it’s just one of the risks of having a vag.