In a scientific discovery that has shaken the world of imperialist Western biologists, archaeologists in North Korea claim they’ve found a really old lair filled with the bones of unicorns. Or Kim Jong Unicorns.
QWOP is probably one of the shittiest and most frustrating games you’ll ever play, and if you’re tired of trying to make a runner run one limb at a time, maybe you’ll like trying to do the same thing with a magical unicorn. Because unicorns make everything better.
When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room in the cutest, most rainbow stickery way possible, the OMG AR-15 with the totally fab chainsaw attachment. Accept no substitutes.