I Heart Chaos

That’s the um… unicorn’s magic wand.

posted 31 December, 2012
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Which IHCer got this tattoo?

posted 01 December, 2012
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North Korean scientists claim to discover a lair of unicorn bones

In a scientific discovery that has shaken the world of imperialist Western biologists, archaeologists in North Korea claim they’ve found a really old lair filled with the bones of unicorns. Or Kim Jong Unicorns.

posted 30 November, 2012
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Things your cat will hate you forever for: An inflatable unicorn horn

Fortunately for your cat, this new Archie McPhee item is currently available as wholesale only.

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posted 23 September, 2012
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whatsgoingon12:

So I was eating my chicken strips when all of a sudden…..you guessed it….unicorn

posted 19 September, 2012
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Help me find Pablo, the Burrito Unicorn

Submitted by Shelly S

posted 13 September, 2012
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Oh Hitler, you just wanted to make love to unicorns this whole time…

Like QWOP? Try CLOP. It’s like QWOP, only with unicorns

QWOP is probably one of the shittiest and most frustrating games you’ll ever play, and if you’re tired of trying to make a runner run one limb at a time, maybe you’ll like trying to do the same thing with a magical unicorn. Because unicorns make everything better.

Sunday morning comics: The origin of unicorns

Fan art of the day: Vader’s pet unicorn by Hillary White

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For serious unicorn killing, you’ll need the OMG AR-15

When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker in the room in the cutest, most rainbow stickery way possible, the OMG AR-15 with the totally fab chainsaw attachment. Accept no substitutes.

posted 08 February, 2012
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IHC After Dark: “The Unicorn and the Dolphin”

So the unicorn wants to put his dick in the dolphin’s blow hole… what’s the BFD? Oh, and yes, this is a commercial, so stick with it.

posted 08 February, 2012
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Recipe of the day: Unicorn poop cookies

When unicorns poop, they poop sparkles and rainbows and sugar, and with a little time and effort, you can enjoy the sweet, magical goodness of unicorn poo in your own home. Just make sure you’re wearing your unicorn mask while you chow down.

Recipe here at Instructables