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Twilight leads the pack of this year’s Razzie Award nominees
Before we get the list of Oscar nominees later this month, take a look at some of the worst movies and performances of the year with this year’s Razzie Award nominees. And as someone who had to sit through Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2, I can assure you it was definitely the worst movie of the year, and it wasn’t because of the whole sparkly vampire thing. It was just garbage filmmaking.
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posted 10 January, 2013
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And this is all the justification you’ll ever need for not liking the Twilight movies.
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posted 15 November, 2012
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Twilight, the Bad Lip Reading version
Least this way Twilight is watchable.
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posted 05 September, 2012
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You gots a purdy uterus: Twilight fan makes a creepy vampire womb out of felt
There are all kinds of creepy, obsessed and creepy Twilight fans out there, but this felt vampire uterus is not only bizarre but just a little gross. This is supposed to be Bella’s womb with the half vampire baby inside.
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posted 06 May, 2012
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Guy gets a Twilight tattoo on a bet, covers it up from Rufio from ‘Hook’
After losing a bet, some unnamed guy had to get a large tattoo of Edward from Twilight on his arm. He went through with it like a champ, but then had the tattoo covered up by turning it into Rufioooooooooo from the movie Hook. Or Michelle Obama with a post-apocalyptic mohawk.
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posted 18 April, 2012
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KILL IT.
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posted 27 January, 2012
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Why Twilight: Breaking Dawn isn’t a video game
It’s got werewolves. It’s got vampires. So, why isn’t Twilight a kick-ass video game? Verylittleknowledge explains why.
Twilight: Breaking Dawn is supposedly causing seizures with some moviegoers
If for some reason, you were planning on seeing the latest Twilight film in theaters, you might want to skip it if you’re prone to seizures. According to some moviegoers, the scene in which Bella pops Edward’s sparkly vampire baby out is causing seizures in some people.
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posted 27 November, 2011
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Blind film critic reviews “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1”. Sorry, Twihards.
Tommy Edison can’t stop cracking jokes about the performances of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Plus, he highlights the comedic scenes, which are intended to be dramatic, featuring Taylor Lautner. Also, Tommy reviews what he thinks is the best part of the film - the soundtrack. (1:52)
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posted 21 November, 2011
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This is a real literature class?
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posted 02 February, 2011
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![49 year old woman gets a full back tattoo of the Twilight cast
The supermarket worker, from Reading, braved 22 hours in the tattoo artist’s chair after months saving £2,000 [~$3,100] to put permanent reminders of stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner on her skin. She was desperate to get almost the whole cast of blood-sucking characters on her back because she claims they helped her lose five stone [70 pounds]. Despite working in the cake department, she ditched calorie-laden foods in favour of getting stuck into the popular books and movies- and dropped 14 dress sizes in just six months. She plans to save £2,000 more to spend another 12 hours under the needle as she eclipses her whole torso with the gothic tribute.
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49 year old woman gets a full back tattoo of the Twilight cast
The supermarket worker, from Reading, braved 22 hours in the tattoo artist’s chair after months saving £2,000 [~$3,100] to put permanent reminders of stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner on her skin. She was desperate to get almost the whole cast of blood-sucking characters on her back because she claims they helped her lose five stone [70 pounds]. Despite working in the cake department, she ditched calorie-laden foods in favour of getting stuck into the popular books and movies- and dropped 14 dress sizes in just six months. She plans to save £2,000 more to spend another 12 hours under the needle as she eclipses her whole torso with the gothic tribute.
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posted 06 January, 2011
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If Twilight was made for guys…
So yeah, I saw Eclipse, and now I’m doing a review for it. I’m tired of reviewing shitty movies, but it was an opportunity to get out of the house. The first movie wasn’t bad, if they had gone ahead and wrapped up the whole werewolf guy vs emo vamp in the first one. And if there had been a werewolf-human-vampire gangbang.
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posted 07 July, 2010
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