Posts tagged with ‘twilight

Twilight leads the pack of this year’s Razzie Award nominees

Before we get the list of Oscar nominees later this month, take a look at some of the worst movies and performances of the year with this year’s Razzie Award nominees. And as someone who had to sit through Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2, I can assure you it was definitely the worst movie of the year, and it wasn’t because of the whole sparkly vampire thing. It was just garbage filmmaking.

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You gots a purdy uterus: Twilight fan makes a creepy vampire womb out of felt

There are all kinds of creepy, obsessed and creepy Twilight fans out there, but this felt vampire uterus is not only bizarre but just a little gross. This is supposed to be Bella’s womb with the half vampire baby inside. 

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Guy gets a Twilight tattoo on a bet, covers it up from Rufio from ‘Hook’

After losing a bet, some unnamed guy had to get a large tattoo of Edward from Twilight on his arm. He went through with it like a champ, but then had the tattoo covered up by turning it into Rufioooooooooo from the movie Hook. Or Michelle Obama with a post-apocalyptic mohawk.

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Why Twilight: Breaking Dawn isn’t a video game

It’s got werewolves. It’s got vampires. So, why isn’t Twilight a kick-ass video game? Verylittleknowledge explains why.

Twilight: Breaking Dawn is supposedly causing seizures with some moviegoers

If for some reason, you were planning on seeing the latest Twilight film in theaters, you might want to skip it if you’re prone to seizures. According to some moviegoers, the scene in which Bella pops Edward’s sparkly vampire baby out is causing seizures in some people.

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Blind film critic reviews “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1”. Sorry, Twihards.

Tommy Edison can’t stop cracking jokes about the performances of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Plus, he highlights the comedic scenes, which are intended to be dramatic, featuring Taylor Lautner. Also, Tommy reviews what he thinks is the best part of the film - the soundtrack. (1:52)

49 year old woman gets a full back tattoo of the Twilight cast

The supermarket worker, from Reading, braved 22 hours in the tattoo artist’s chair after months saving £2,000 [~$3,100] to put permanent reminders of stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner on her skin.  She was desperate to get almost the whole cast of blood-sucking characters on her back because she claims they helped her lose five stone [70 pounds].  Despite working in the cake department, she ditched calorie-laden foods in favour of getting stuck into the popular books and movies- and dropped 14 dress sizes in just six months.  She plans to save £2,000 more to spend another 12 hours under the needle as she eclipses her whole torso with the gothic tribute.

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49 year old woman gets a full back tattoo of the Twilight cast

The supermarket worker, from Reading, braved 22 hours in the tattoo artist’s chair after months saving £2,000 [~$3,100] to put permanent reminders of stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner on her skin. She was desperate to get almost the whole cast of blood-sucking characters on her back because she claims they helped her lose five stone [70 pounds]. Despite working in the cake department, she ditched calorie-laden foods in favour of getting stuck into the popular books and movies- and dropped 14 dress sizes in just six months. She plans to save £2,000 more to spend another 12 hours under the needle as she eclipses her whole torso with the gothic tribute.

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If Twilight was made for guys…

So yeah, I saw Eclipse, and now I’m doing a review for it. I’m tired of reviewing shitty movies, but it was an opportunity to get out of the house. The first movie wasn’t bad, if they had gone ahead and wrapped up the whole werewolf guy vs emo vamp in the first one. And if there had been a werewolf-human-vampire gangbang.









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