Posts tagged with ‘turkey

All of your holiday nightmares just came to life with the Cthurken

Turkey, king crab and octopus come together in this horrifying Lovecraft inspired Christmas dinner abomination, created by Rusty Eulberg of Texas

According to Eulberg, he and wife Jennifer Robledo “wanted to do something unique for Christmas dinner with friends of ours. Jenny is a big fan of Cthulhu so we went and bought some crab legs and some octopus and bacon and cooked them all separate and slapped them together on a plate, and that was it. The next year I made a Cthicken; the same thing using squid instead of octopus and a chicken.”

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Mustache implants are apparently a thing now in Turkey, because the best Turkish mustache is the biggest Turkish mustache

Turkey is going crazy, riots in Istanbul and Ankara

Hey, just wanted to let you know that the situation in Instanbul in very tense, people have died in altercations with the police and none of the major news outlets are covering this.

http://www.aljazeera.com/watch_now/

Turkish News Site Reports Destruction Of Washington, D.C. In Disturbingly Straightforward April Fools’ Story
This was the Turkish media’s idea of a cool April Fool’s Day story. It would have been funnier if the White House did it.

Turkish News Site Reports Destruction Of Washington, D.C. In Disturbingly Straightforward April Fools’ Story

This was the Turkish media’s idea of a cool April Fool’s Day story. It would have been funnier if the White House did it.

Friday night PBS documentary: “My Life as a Turkey”

One man’s remarkable experience of raising a group of wild turkey hatchlings to adulthood.

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Submitted by Delsyd

Daily Discussion: The secret to cooking a great turkey

It’s almost Turkey Day in the US, so let’s share your best turkey cooking recipes. Whether it’s brining or voodoo or deep frying, what’s your secret to making the perfect Thanksgiving bird?

Secret Israeli espionage devices in exotic birds?

Sharks have been accused, and vultures, why not exotic bee-eater birds? Turkey says anything could be an Israeli spy…

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Remember the awfully awful Turkish Star Wars movie? Yes, there were action figures.

Well, technically these figures aren’t pinned directly to the movie Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam, commonly known as “Turkish Star Wars”, but these “Stars War Uzay” action figures came out around the same time and are as wholly ripped off from Star Wars as Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam was. So… they might as well be.

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Hitler is now selling men’s shampoo in Turkey. That’s Turkey with a capital “T” like the country.

In this real ad from Turkey, the Fuhrer says: “If you’re not wearing women’s clothes, you shouldn’t be using women’s shampoo either. Here it is. A real man’s shampoo. Biomen. Real men use Biomen.”

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Women told to cover their cleavage during chess tournament

I’d jump those pawns.

At the European Women’s Chess Tournament in Turkey, women players were told they had to make sure their cleavage was fully covered or else. Why? Not because they might distract their male opponents— this was an all female chess tournament, probably comprised of mostly straight women— but because officials didn’t want people watching to make rude comments.

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