I Heart Chaos

Commas are important.

posted 23 April, 2013
by cranberryzero
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This guy might be the best truck driver ever

Aaaand done.

Crazy woman walks a line between two moving trucks

My truck won the ugliest truck in Jacksonville tonight.

My truck won the ugliest truck in Jacksonville tonight. If anyone is going to the monster truck show you’ll see me driving around on the field around 7pm. So that’s why my truck is more awesome than yours.

IHC After Dark: Absolutely best burnout ever

Now I’ve seen some good burnouts, but this guy just doesn’t stop. Not even when there’s shreds of tire. Not even when the rims become white hot does he stop.

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posted 12 November, 2011
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Meanwhile, in Russia, truck drivers don’t give a shit that most of their cab is completely decimated

Only American pussies stop driving when most of their truck has been obliterated.

posted 20 October, 2011
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Man tries to stop his truck with his feet, not a repeat from 5,000 BCE

A 24-year-old Detroit-area man who tried using his feet to stop a runaway pickup truck with faulty brakes caused multiple collisions and police say he exhibited “moronic decision making.” Hell, if it worked for Fred Flintstone, it should work with a big-ass pick-up truck, right?

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No you can’t apparently.

Truck wipes out on the highway, looks awful but no one was killed

In the above animated gif, a tanker truck slides off the highway at nearly full speed, right in the path of some poor bastards who had pulled over by the side of the road and the whole thing was captures on a police dash cam.

Texans. They’ve got superhuman reflexes.

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Fan art of the day: You don’t just drive a semi into Mordor

Well, I guess you could. That would be pretty effective against orcs with spears.

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Libyan Rebel turret goes where?

Those crazy Libyan rebels are at it again, attaching a tank turret to the top of a pickup truck. When life hands you broken tank parts, make a god damn truck tank. Proof yet again that there’s no war zone that a Toyota Hilux can’t conquer.

Re-creating Ken Block’s “Gymkhana” in a semi

American rally racer Ken Block has become famous for his series of “gymkhana” driving stunts videos in which he slides, skids and spins his Subaru STI all over his track. Racer Mike Ryan, who has won a dozen Pikes Peak Hill Climbs in his Gulf-liveried Freightliner Cascadia, decided to take his semi for a similar set of challenges.

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Thanks to Delsyd for the link