My truck won the ugliest truck in Jacksonville tonight. If anyone is going to the monster truck show you’ll see me driving around on the field around 7pm. So that’s why my truck is more awesome than yours.
In the above animated gif, a tanker truck slides off the highway at nearly full speed, right in the path of some poor bastards who had pulled over by the side of the road and the whole thing was captures on a police dash cam.
Texans. They’ve got superhuman reflexes.