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The brand new Transformers 3 trailer is… it’s a trailer

I’ve been pretty light on posting trailers for Transformers 3, mostly just because I don’t really care a whole lot about Transformers 3 at this point. But this is the most complete trailer to date, and it’s got all the explosions and giant robots and Shia the Beef and Francis McDormand you could want.

Click here to watch the trailer on Apple

Are Dinobots going to be in Transformers 3?

Granted, movie toys aren’t a 100% indication of what is or was in a movie. There’s been hundreds of movie and movie tie-in toys made that have had zilch to do with the film, but if these leaked photos of upcoming slightly redesigned toys are any indication, Transformers 3 may have DINOBOTS MOTHERFUCKER.

Leonard Nimoy lending his voice to Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Leonard Nimoy may have turned 80 this year, but it doesn’t mean he’s dead yet. In Transformers: Dark of the Moon, the elder Vulcan will be lending his voice to the old robot Sentinel Prime. This will actually be Nimoy’s second turn in voicing a Transformer after he was the voice of the evil Galvatron in the 1986 animated film Transformers: The Movie.

This is still no reason to be excited about the third Transformers movie, but it’s something.

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Proof positive Transformers 3 is going to suck sweaty robot balls: Robots with mullets

Not like you needed any convincing that Transformers 3 was going to be an utter failfest, but you’re looking at one of the new Wreckers bots from the movie. In car form, it’s a NASCAR stock car. In robot form, it’s a redneck robot from outer space WITH A FUCKING MULLET. I used to like Transformers, a long time ago and then Michael Bay got involved. Fuck Michael Bay.

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posted 24 February, 2011
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Transformers 3D glasses masks make the experience of watching Transformers 3 just that much more humiliating

I mean if you’re going to see Transformers 3 in the theaters anyway, you’re already signing away whatever dignity you had left, so it’s not going hurt anything or damage your street cred in any way to show up wearing… this. Go for it.

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posted 22 February, 2011
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Megatron’s brand new look for Transformers 3 is revealed

Well not officially revealed, but revealed via the movie toy tie-in. It appears that in Transformers 3, Megatron will be some sort of army truck, where the canvas on top of the truck gives him a cape or something.

posted 23 December, 2010
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Finally, it’s a teaser trailer for Transformers 3 Dark Side of the Moon

Yeah, I know everyone’s been comfortably numb, waiting on pins and needles for the first teaser trailer for Transformers 3, so here it is. Tranformers and astronauts and no Shia the Beef.

posted 09 December, 2010
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Transformers 3 gets an official title… Transformers: The Dark of the Moon

Whether you like it or not, there will be a third Transformers movie and now it’s got an official name. Transformers: The Dark ~~Side~~ of the Moon. Because part of it takes place on the moon. Huh. If it actually synchs up with Dark Side of the Moon, that might actually might make it worth something. And yes, I wouldn’t have found it otherwise worth my time to report if it didn’t mean I couldn’t create the above Autobots / Pink Floyd photoshop.

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