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Afternoon music: Fresh Kills “Transformers Battle Routine”

It’s a full out Autobots vs. Decepticons battle on the synth!

Transformers 4 nabs its female lead, and it’s not Megan Fox

Michael Bay announced via Twitter recently that he had cast Nicole Peltz as the female lead in Transformers 4, which I don’t know… makes her kinda like Megan Fox except closer to the straight-to-video end of the spectrum. Big break for Ms. Peltz, hope the movie doesn’t suck.

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Jesusbots… ROLL OUT

Hasbro debuts 2 foot tall Metroplex Transformer and more

At the 2013 Toy Fair in NYC this past weekend, Hasbro rolled out a number of awesome new Transformers, including Metroplex, a bot that stands 2 feet tall when in robot form and can turn into either a large vehicle or a small city. This makes Metroplex the largest Transformer ever, even bigger than Fortress Maximus.

posted 15 February, 2013
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MEGATRON 2012, obviously.

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posted 06 November, 2012
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The time Optimus Prime was almost a Green Lantern

Hoooly shit, this needs to happen. Apparently, right before the DC New 52 relaunch, there was a pitch made to incorporate Transformers into the larger DC universe, including pulling Optimus Prime into the Green Lantern corps. But when the New 52 came around, the project was sidelined. MAKE THIS HAPPEN GOD DAMMIT.

posted 02 September, 2012
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Optimus Prime’s prostate problem

Now that you mention it, Prime has been peeing an awful lot lately…

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Badass toy mod of the day: Soundwave/Cobra Commander action figure

Soundwave and Cobra Commander… two icons from two different 80s toy and TV show franchises, finally together at last. It’s got all the awesomeness of Soundwave (shut up, tape decks were badass back in the 80s), all with the ability of Cobra Commander to look cool for a while before yelling “Reeeetreeeeat!”

Made by Airmax

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Fan art of the day: “The Tattoo Artist” by Marco D’Alfonso

Transformers meets Norman Rockwell

Transformers: Fall of Cybertron might suck as a movie, but the game has Grimlock. OH FUCK YEAH

I couldn’t give a fuck about the third Transformers movie, but in this gameplay video of the tie-in Fall of Cybertron video game, I’m loving that you get to play as Grimlock. Honestly, every video game, Transformers or not, should let you play as Grimlock.

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Geekcraft overload: LEGO Game Boy Transformer

It’s easy enough to take one geek thing and mash it up with another geek thing, but when you go as far as Julius Von Brunk and make a Game Boy Transformer out of Legos… I just have no words. My mind is blown and my pants are feeling a little warm all of a sudden.

Optimus Prime wants humans to explore space

Tell me that a feel good video about the history of human space exploration narrated by Peter Cullen doesn’t make your pants tingle just a little bit. If it doesn’t, perhaps you’re just not alive.

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Transformers engagement ring is more than meets the eye

At first glance on someone’s finger, this would look like a normal diamond engagement ring, until you see the side. Gorgeous.

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posted 21 February, 2012
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Michael Bay announces Transformers 4 in 2014. You’re welcome, I love you, too

If you can’t get enough of the over-CGI’d goodness of Michael Bay’s Transformers movies, you’ll be happy to hear that Bay will be working on a fourth Transformers film, due out summer of 2014. I know… I can’t wait to see what sort of robotic hijinks will ensue this time.

posted 14 February, 2012
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Old Optimus Prime vs. New Optimus Prime: Who will win?

I mean I know who would win— obviously old Optimus Prime would kick the flames right through new Optimus Prime’s ugly face, but this is one of those interactive choose your own adventure YouTube videos, so if you really want to disappoint everyone and have the new Prime win, I guess you can do that.

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