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IHC Movie Reviews: Total Recall (2012)

The newest totally unneeded “remake” is Total Recall, based very closely on the Phillip K. Dick short story, so it’s not technically a  remake of the early 90’s flick staring Arnold Schwarzenegger, but it’s hard not to escape that feeling. Remaking films is all the rage these days, and while some of them improve on a movie held back by the technology of the day, some are just completely not needed and feel like a cash grab. In this case, does the new Total Recall hold up on its own, or should it have new memories implanted?

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If female celebrities had three boobs…

In honor of the new Total Recall movie, Worldwide Interweb imagines what some female celebrities would look like with three boobs. No sir, I don’t like it.

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Your first look at the three breasted Martian hooker from the Total Recall remake
It’s SFW, and considering the film is PG-13, there might not be actual nip. But there you are… three boobs.
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Your first look at the three breasted Martian hooker from the Total Recall remake

It’s SFW, and considering the film is PG-13, there might not be actual nip. But there you are… three boobs.

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New Total Recall remake trailer confirms the existence of the three breasted hooker

While this trailer is SFW, and it is pretty similar to the first Total Recall trailer, we now at least have visual confirmation that the three-titted hooker will be in the remake. Ta da.

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Check out the brand new TV spot for Total Recall

Yeah okay, I was really skeptical at first, but this actually looks like it could be pretty good. I don’t really like saying that, but it’s true.

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It’s here: Check out the first full trailer for the Total Recall remake

With all the April Fool’s shenanigans today, the first full trailer for Total Recall almost got lost in the mix. But here it is, and it looks like it could be pretty good, all hating aside.

Check out the first teaser trailer for the Total Recall remake

Okay, this looks like it might be pretty good. It’s not on Mars, it doesn’t have Arnold, but it could be pretty decent. The full trailer is dropping this Sunday, the movie comes out in August.

Total Recall remake reveals its official Mars-free plot synopsis

While I question the need for a Total Recall remake at all at this point, it’s nearly in the can and will be out on August 3rd. The major difference between this new film and the original is that there’s no Martian colony, but otherwise it sounds pretty similar.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall DVD commentary

Arnold’s running commentary on the DVD version of Total Recall is either the best or the worst DVD commentary track of all time.

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Hovercars abound in these set videos from Total Recall

The Total Recall remake, starring Colin Farrell is currently shooting in Toronto, and from the set, here are several photos of futuristic hovercars scurrying about on wires and on the backs of trucks. Hooray hovercars.

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Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel cast as female leads in Total Recall

Filming is scheduled to start next week in Toronto on the remake of Total Recall, and we already know that Colin Farrell is playing the lead role of Douglas Quaid, but until yesterday, the two women in Quaid’s life— played in the original by Sharon Stone and Rachel Ticotin— had not been cast. Well, here it is: Kate Beckinsale will play Quaid’s wife and Biel will play the woman Quaid falls for in his alternate life.

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Colin Farrell among the top choices in the lead role for a Total Recall remake. Really?

So I guess Hollywood seems dead set on doing a remake of Total Recall and right now, the rumors are pointing to Colin Farrell to play the lead role of Douglas Quaid, played originally by AAAAHNOLD. I’m trying, but I can’t really see it. Maybe? If I squint?

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So it’s official that the Total Recall remake is official with Len Wiseman directing

The internet’s been hearing about rumors of a Total Recall remake for about a year, and until now I was hoping it was all a bad joke. The world needs a Total Recall remake like it needs a remake of Ferris Bueller or Back to the Future… or Karate Kid. It doesn’t. Leave it alone. But regardless, Sony greenlit the project and hired Len Wiseman (Underworld, Live Free or Die Hard) to the project.

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