I Heart Chaos

My hero, Superman!

He won a gold medal in butt wiping

posted 22 April, 2013
by cranberryzero
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Swag.

posted 28 February, 2013
by cranberryzero
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Batman toilet paper holder, for when your Alfred toilet paper holder is taking a day off

Made by Redditor conrick

“Shitler” toilet paper lets you poop on Der Fuhrer’s face

Make pooping a fun game with Shitler toilet paper. Make a streak, give Hitler a mustache and win the game. Share the results with your friends, but don’t show it to me.

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Finally, you can buy all of Moby Dick printed on toilet paper

Yes, it’s the entire novel Moby Dick typed onto toilet paper. I even half-heartedly thought about bidding until I realised that the rolls are 10 years old. No toilet roll would last that long in my house.

ebay link

posted 25 January, 2012
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Thank god for modern technology. Starting a new roll of toilet paper has always confounded me.

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posted 28 February, 2011
by cranberryzero
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Kesha likes to eat toilet paper. No, not her, the other one.

From TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” comes the story of a woman who can’t get enough of eating toilet paper. Unused toilet paper that is. Not sure if someone who is addicted to eating used toilet paper would be family-friendly enough for TLC.

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