Posts tagged with ‘tlc’

Trailer for TLC’s new dumbass show ‘Best Funeral Ever’

A look at life — and death, mostly — at Dallas’ Golden Gate Funeral Home, as seen in this trailer from the upcoming December 26 special

Grandpa smokes weed for the very first time

From TLC’s ‘Weed Wars’, here’s an old guy trying weed for the first time ever.

IHC After Dark: Woman is addicted to growing out her toenails.

Nasty.

This is wrong and you should feel wrong for watching it: Girl on Toddlers and Tiaras doing a Dolly Parton impersonation

On the latest episode of TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras (AKA Bad Parenting for Dummies AKA Legal Kiddie Porn), 4-year-old beauty pageant hopeful Maddy Jackson gets a very special hand-me-down from her mom Lindsay: A child-size Dolly Parton dress, complete with fake breasts and butt.

“When she wears the fake boobs and fake butt it’s an added bonus,” says her mother, a former child beauty pageant contestant herself. “It’s really funny when she comes out on stage they think it’s hysterical. They realize not only is she Dolly but she has the added enhancements just like Dolly has.”

Shut down this show, shut down these pageants, send whoever you need to jail, just so long as 4-year-old girls are never again forced to wear fake boobs and flirt with middle-aged men and women who consider judging the “sexiness” of toddlers a legitimate hobby.

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Yup, this is pretty much what The Learning Channel has come to

What happened to the good old days of just some cheesy, low budget documentarie followed by 2 hours of someone getting their appendix removed on The Operation? 

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