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Helena Bonham Carter fires off her leg cannon in this new international Lone Ranger trailer

Yeah, like Cherry from Planet Terror, only more 19th century.

Disney releases the second Lone Ranger trailer, which is actually about 80% Johnny Depp as Tonto

posted 11 December, 2012
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Hey look, it’s the first trailer for The Lone Ranger

This morning, we showed you some pics from Disney’s Lone Ranger movie, and now here’s the official trailer.

The Lone Ranger rides into theaters July 2013

posted 03 October, 2012
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Check out a bunch of photos from The Lone Ranger movie

Disney’s ‘Lone Ranger’ movie hits theaters next July, and here’s a bunch of photos released by the studio. Johnny Depp’s hair is a bird, so etc etc.

posted 03 October, 2012
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First look at Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger

I’m really digging Johnny Depp’s Native American look. He looked like he could have played opposite himself in Dead Man, except Gary Farmer was so fucking good in that movie.

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The reason Jerry Bruckheimer’s Lone Ranger movie would have been too expensive: Werewolves

“Werewolves? You white man come up with some stupid shit.”

A few days ago, there was news that Disney had canceled their Lone Ranger movie and then news a little later that maybe it hadn’t been canceled, but they were just looking to work with new people on it after they were unable to come to a budget agreement with Jerry Bruckheimer. And now there’s word that the reason Jerry Bruckheimer’s Lone Ranger would have gone over what Disney wanted to budget was that he really wanted to have werewolves.

Disney abruptly cancels their Lone Ranger movie. What the shit?

Well this just sucks. I was actually looking forward to Disney’s big screen Lone Ranger movie with Johnny Depp as Tonto and then they go and just cancel the whole fucking thing because producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Gore Verbinksi were being dicks about the budget. Fuck you guys.

Saturday Morning Cartoons: “Thank You Masked Man”

This short animated film was created in 1968, a couple years after comedian Lenny Bruce died. John Magnuson produced this cartoon depiction of Lenny’s one-man breakdown of the Lone Ranger and what a messed up dude he would be if he were real. The animation is by Jeff Hale who went on to direct the Pinball Number Count animations on Sesame Street and worked on everything from Muppet Babies to Heavy Metal.

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Armie Hammer lands the role as The Lone Ranger opposite Johnny Depp’s Tonto

Armie Hammer, who played one half (or both halves post-production) of the Winkelvoss twins in The Social Network has landed the lead and titular role in the Disney/Bruckheimer Lone Ranger film. Hammer will star opposite Johnny Depp, who has already been cast as Tonto, the faithful Indian sidekick.

Jerry Bruckheimer reveals the logo for the Lone Ranger movie

Producer Jerry Bruckheimer revealed the logo for the upcoming Lone Ranger film on his brand new website today. The film will be directed by Pirates of the Caribbean director Gore Verbinski and will star Johnny Depp as Tonto. There’s been no one cast to play The Lone Ranger himself yet, though George Clooney has been rumored to be in the running for the role.