Posts tagged with ‘texas

McGruff the Crime Dog actor arrested for marijuana and a grenade launcher. Take a bite out of crime.

Former McGruff the Crime Dog actor, John R. Morales, has been sentenced to 16 years in prison following his guilty plea three years after police seized 1,000 marijuana plants, 27 weapons – including a grenade launcher, and 9,000 rounds of ammunition from his home.

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Guy attacks taquiera with sword, because tacos make you do crazy things

Not the way to get free tacos, but that’s what 28 year old Adam Cooper of San Antonio did when he was craving the tortilla.

According to an arrest warrant affidavit, a waitress at the restaurant in the 500 block of S. Loop 1604 E. identified Kramer as the man who walked into the restaurant Monday and ordered six tacos and then refused to pay for them. The waitress told Bexar County sheriff’s detectives that when Kramer was told he’d had to pay, he began pulling a sword in and out of a six-inch sheath on his waist, the affidavit stated. The waitress said at one point when the telephone rang, Kramer walked outside, so she quickly locked the doors, the affidavit stated. The woman said she could hear him outside, yelling that if he didn’t get his free tacos, “someone would die,” the affidavit stated.

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Torchy’s Tacos sues Texas Taco Co for stealing their “Taco Bible”. Begun, the Taco Holy Wars have

In taco news today, two Texas taco franchises (out of like a zillion) are engaged in legal battle as Torchy’s Tacos has brought a lawsuit against Texas Taco Co. for stealing its “Taco Bible” on how to make the perfect taco. Where is this Taco Bible and how can I steal it? 

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The world’s worst bachelor wants to pay you $1500 to find him a girlfriend. Good luck

A gentleman by the name of “Romeo Rose” in Austin has put up a website that went viral on Reddit, a website that he hopes will land him his perfect girlfriend or wife. But Romeo doesn’t want to go through dating sites, because he won’t settle for anything but a skinny, athletic white girl. He’s also a complete and total douchebag who hates gays and wants his trophy chick to fuck his horse face all the time.

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God unable to save Texas megachurch from being the center of a measles outbreak

Preachers at a North Texas megachurch have a little explaining to do, as their faith was evidently not strong enough to protect the congregation from an outbreak of a disease so easily preventable, most doctors under the age of fifty have never seen a case. 

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Lewis Black responds to Texas with the “Don’t Fuck With New York” campaign

In response to Texas governor Rick Perry putting out radio ads across the country to try and get businesses to move to the Lone Star State, Lewis Black launches his own anti-Texas campaign. It’s truly a thing of beauty.

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Texas teacher wears the same sweater and shirt in every single yearbook photo for 40 years
It started out as an accident— in Dale Kirby’s second year of teaching, he realized he had accidentally worn the same butterfly collar shirt and sweater as the year before. So then he decided to do it the year after as a joke. And then after five years, it kinda became a thing. And 40 years later… the same sweater. 
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Texas teacher wears the same sweater and shirt in every single yearbook photo for 40 years

It started out as an accident— in Dale Kirby’s second year of teaching, he realized he had accidentally worn the same butterfly collar shirt and sweater as the year before. So then he decided to do it the year after as a joke. And then after five years, it kinda became a thing. And 40 years later… the same sweater. 

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Guy catches the Waco fertilizer plant explosion on his phone, is a little too close

It looks like this guy might be at a safe distance to get a video of the fire blazing up from a fertilizer plant outside Waco, Texas. But when that thing goes off, it goes the fuck off. As far as I know, everyone in this video was okay. Shaken, but okay.

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