McGruff the Crime Dog actor arrested for marijuana and a grenade launcher. Take a bite out of crime.
Former McGruff the Crime Dog actor, John R. Morales, has been sentenced to 16 years in prison following his guilty plea three years after police seized 1,000 marijuana plants, 27 weapons – including a grenade launcher, and 9,000 rounds of ammunition from his home.
Not the way to get free tacos, but that’s what 28 year old Adam Cooper of San Antonio did when he was craving the tortilla.
According to an arrest warrant affidavit, a waitress at the restaurant in the 500 block of S. Loop 1604 E. identified Kramer as the man who walked into the restaurant Monday and ordered six tacos and then refused to pay for them. The waitress told Bexar County sheriff’s detectives that when Kramer was told he’d had to pay, he began pulling a sword in and out of a six-inch sheath on his waist, the affidavit stated. The waitress said at one point when the telephone rang, Kramer walked outside, so she quickly locked the doors, the affidavit stated. The woman said she could hear him outside, yelling that if he didn’t get his free tacos, “someone would die,” the affidavit stated.
In taco news today, two Texas taco franchises (out of like a zillion) are engaged in legal battle as Torchy’s Tacos has brought a lawsuit against Texas Taco Co. for stealing its “Taco Bible” on how to make the perfect taco. Where is this Taco Bible and how can I steal it?
A gentleman by the name of “Romeo Rose” in Austin has put up a website that went viral on Reddit, a website that he hopes will land him his perfect girlfriend or wife. But Romeo doesn’t want to go through dating sites, because he won’t settle for anything but a skinny, athletic white girl. He’s also a complete and total douchebag who hates gays and wants his trophy chick to fuck his horse face all the time.
Preachers at a North Texas megachurch have a little explaining to do, as their faith was evidently not strong enough to protect the congregation from an outbreak of a disease so easily preventable, most doctors under the age of fifty have never seen a case.
In response to Texas governor Rick Perry putting out radio ads across the country to try and get businesses to move to the Lone Star State, Lewis Black launches his own anti-Texas campaign. It’s truly a thing of beauty.
Yeah, you read the headline correctly, and ironically, this is NOT satire from a really sick episode of Tripping The Rift.