Posts tagged with ‘tennessee’

Former Tennessee vice mayor arrested for going 90mph with his dick out the car window. How does that even happen?

I know cars are becoming stupidly easy to drive, but does that now make it possible to drive while hanging your dick out of the driver’s window? I’ve tried doing sketches and charts to try and figure out how to hell this would work, but even with cruise control on and one steady knee, I’m really impressed with how former vice mayor William Blakely was able to go 90 with his cock out of the window.

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Concerned ESL teacher humbly asks IHCers to sign a petition for a public bilingual elementary school to stay open

Hello,

I teach English as a Second Language in the Memphis City School System in Tennessee. In our region of the district, schools are being taken over by the state for low performance. Despite some of the highest gains in the district, the state took it over the last school I taught at and placed in the hands of charter school with only two years experience, none with ESL or special education experience. As an ESL teacher, our department worked hard to advocate for our students but yet still no plans for a program were made until only a few short weeks before school started.

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Tennessee man makes it easy for the cops, by writing “METH LAB” on the back of his truck

When Memphis, Tennessee cops pulled over a pick-up truck early Friday morning, it wasn’t because the truck clearly had the words “METH LAB” written across the back window. But when they found a rolling meth lab inside, it probably wasn’t too surprising.

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Butt chugging leads to alcohol poisoning of University of Tennessee student

Just a couple days ago, I was watching Jackass 2, which is new to Netflix, and there’s a scene where Steve-O takes the contents of an entire beer bong into his ass and I wondered why I hadn’t heard of some stupid college kid trying to mimic it. And today… voila. A story from Knoxville, where a college student was taken to the hospital after chugging a full beer bong into his asshole. 

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Woman’s hair turns into fingernails. CURSED!

Twenty eight year old beautician and University of Memphis law student Shanyna Isom one day started getting black spots all over her skin and when she went to the doctor, she discovered she had developed an incredibly rare condition where all of her hair spontaneously started turning into fingernails.

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Man attacks girlfriend after he suspects she’s having an affair with Mitt Romney

Forty year old Lowell Turpin of Tennessee suspected his girlfriend was cheating on him, so when she posted a photo of a man he didn’t recognize to her Facebook wall, he assaulted her. The gentleman in question? Mitt Romney.

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After stealing guns and a taser, man commits 10 felonies in 9 hours. NEW HIGH SCORE.

Above is William C. Todd of Nashville, Tennessee. Mr. Todd had one hell of a night, committing a series of rapid fire felonies that could only be replicated in Grand Theft Auto with the cheats turned on. While he’s behind bars now, there’s something admirable about a man’s batshit crazy commitment to terrorizing a city so thoroughly with only minimal injuries.

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Problem: Chattanooga, TN smells like shit. Solution: Giant urinal cakes in the sewer

I’ve never been to Chattanooga, Tennessee, but apparently, thanks to the city’s really old combined sewer and storm drainage system, created an overwhelming smell of shit in the city’s downtown. So if your downtown is driving people away because it smells like shit during the summer months, what do you do? Fix the underlying problem? Or do you just drop giant urinal cakes in the sewer?

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Tennessee just made offensive online pictures illegal

NSFTennessee

In a move that’s all at once stupid, unconstitutional, incredibly subjective and impossible to enforce, the state of Tennessee just passed a law that would prohibit online images that shock, offend or cause emotional distress. So… pretty much ANYTHING could be claimed by somebody to fall under one of those categories.

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