If you go into any Taco Bell in the US today, you should finally see the Dorito tacos on the menu. On Taco Thursday no less, a wholly IHC invention. For those of you who keep asking “Why not Taco Tuesday?”, you can kiss my ass. It’s Taco Thursday.
Now go eat a god damn Dorito taco.
Taco Bell will soon be expanding its menu and its hours by finally diving into the breakfast market. Expect lots of breakfast burritos (mmm breakfast burritos), breakfast chalupas and wraps and all sorts of faux-Mexican taco breakfasty madness. MADNESS!
From January 26 to March 11, Taco Bell will be serving up a PS Vita every fifteen minutes across the US to lucky people who order the “$5 Buck Box” and then putting in the code on the box on the Taco Bell website— because just scratch and win is just too damn old fashioned I guess.
A 21-year-old Michigander fleeing a minor speeding ticket managed to outrun the police in a high speed chase, but not before stopping at Taco Bell. After cops tried to pull him over, he refused to stop, tried to duck into a Taco Bell drive-thru to get some getaway food before speeding off again. There’s always time for tacos.
Because honestly, that’s the right way to handle things, because just dealing with it and getting on with your life is just way too hard. It’s much better to just set the fucking place on fire, ensuring you’re going to go to jail where there are no chalupas at all.
When Matthew Faulkner of Jensen Beach, FL passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Taco Bell, he car somehow caught fire and when police arrived, Faulkner tried using a taco as his legal ID. While IHC does not condone drunk driving, we do recognize tacos as valid forms of identification. The state of Florida does not.
Today’s Taco Bell, with its modern Demolition Man style purples and oranges don’t really say “Mexican food”, but neither does Taco Bell’s menu. Back in the early 1980s, Taco Bell was going for a more “Old Mexican restaurant” sort of look and god these photos bring back some memories.