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For Taco Thursday, Taco Bell is launching the Doritos taco nationwide today

If you go into any Taco Bell in the US today, you should finally see the Dorito tacos on the menu. On Taco Thursday no less, a wholly IHC invention. For those of you who keep asking “Why not Taco Tuesday?”, you can kiss my ass. It’s Taco Thursday.

Now go eat a god damn Dorito taco.

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Play augmented reality games on your Taco Bell box

Download this application, play the reality fighters dojo with your phones camera pointed at this picture, profit.

bonus points - after every game you can enter for a chance to win a psp vita AND its taco related

posted 02 February, 2012
by OfficerJohn117
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Your prayers have been answered… Taco Bell will start doing breakfast

Taco Bell will soon be expanding its menu and its hours by finally diving into the breakfast market. Expect lots of breakfast burritos (mmm breakfast burritos), breakfast chalupas and wraps and all sorts of faux-Mexican taco breakfasty madness. MADNESS!

The 30 best taco-related crimes

Just in time for Taco Thursday, the internet has produced a list of 30 recent taco-related crimes. It’s as if they know. Or maybe IHC is just that influential.

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Eat at Taco Bell, you could win a free PS Vita

From January 26 to March 11, Taco Bell will be serving up a PS Vita every fifteen minutes across the US to lucky people who order the “$5 Buck Box” and then putting in the code on the box on the Taco Bell website— because just scratch and win is just too damn old fashioned I guess.

posted 12 January, 2012
by cranberryzero
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Yeah, I’ll take one of each. Just toss ‘em in the bag with the chalupas.

posted 05 January, 2012
by cranberryzero
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Bitches love Taco Bell.

posted 29 December, 2011
by cranberryzero
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Family vows to give up Taco Bell until abortion ends

As part of a growing “Until Abortion Ends” movement, a family vows to not eat Taco Bell until abortion is completely outlawed in the US. More tacos for the rest of us!

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posted 16 December, 2011
by cranberryzero
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When you’re trying to outrun the police, there’s always time for Taco Bell

A 21-year-old Michigander fleeing a minor speeding ticket managed to outrun the police in a high speed chase, but not before stopping at Taco Bell. After cops tried to pull him over, he refused to stop, tried to duck into a Taco Bell drive-thru to get some getaway food before speeding off again. There’s always time for tacos.

posted 10 November, 2011
by cranberryzero
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Georgia man firebombs a Taco Bell because there wasn’t enough meat in his XXL chalupa

Because honestly, that’s the right way to handle things, because just dealing with it and getting on with your life is just way too hard. It’s much better to just set the fucking place on fire, ensuring you’re going to go to jail where there are no chalupas at all.

posted 27 October, 2011
by brendanamurray
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Drunk man tries to use taco as legal ID afte his car catches fire in a Taco Bell parking lot

When Matthew Faulkner of Jensen Beach, FL passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Taco Bell, he car somehow caught fire and when police arrived, Faulkner tried using a taco as his legal ID. While IHC does not condone drunk driving, we do recognize tacos as valid forms of identification. The state of Florida does not.

posted 13 October, 2011
by cranberryzero
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Guy reviews Taco Bell’s new flatbread sandwich wrap things

And he gives it 5 out of 5? Meh. The flatbreads aren’t bad, but I’d much rather prefer a soft taco or chalupa any day of the week. Bring some real fish tacos to the menu, Taco Bell, and not those shitty fucking tasteless shrimp things you had briefly.

posted 06 October, 2011
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Taco Thursday blast from the past: Photos from a Taco Bell in 1982

Today’s Taco Bell, with its modern Demolition Man style purples and oranges don’t really say “Mexican food”, but neither does Taco Bell’s menu. Back in the early 1980s, Taco Bell was going for a more “Old Mexican restaurant” sort of look and god these photos bring back some memories.