I Heart Chaos

Fucking things up with a handmade pixelated sword

Think a pixelated sword is impractical? This thing will destroy every bone in your body.

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posted 26 April, 2013
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IHC After Dark: The world needs more ladies with swords

posted 09 March, 2013
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Watch an armor blacksmith create Finn’s sword from Adventure Time

Tony Swatton creates a gorgeous replica of Finn’s Golden Sword of Battle.

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posted 26 February, 2013
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Touch the dog. I dare ya.

posted 13 February, 2013
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Sunday Morning Comic: Swords are way cooler

Electric ninja sword will kill you with 8 million volts of electricity

Why just stab something when you can stab and electrify at the same time? In order to use the sword, you must wear a special contact glove that restricts the electrical power to the appropriate owner.

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posted 30 January, 2013
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Man up your cooking with combat cookware

This is only in the Kickstarter phase of conception, but they’ve raised enough money… one day you’ll be able to have a frying pan with a sword hilt. One day.

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posted 21 November, 2012
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IHC After Dark: Ultimate Virgin Ninja

Well, that is a very nice sword.

posted 24 October, 2012
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Cosplay thing of the day: Steampunk pirate cutlass

Be the talk of teh con and fake-slay your enemies with this awesome plastic steampunk pirate cutlass.

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posted 27 September, 2012
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Florida man stabs his computer with a samurai sword because cops were coming to find his kiddie porn

In a case of “It doesn’t really work that way”, a 21 year old Florida man decided that the best way to keep cops from finding his huge stash of kiddie porn was to murder his computer with a samurai sword. Oh well… there’s noooo way anyone could recover anything from his computer after that.

Lord Of The Rings sword master and Darth Vader stunt double Bob Anderson dies at the age of 89

Bob Anderson, one of the world’s top sword masters and fencing choreographer for such movies as Lord of the Rings, Highlander, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, and The Princess Bride, has died at the age of 89.

posted 02 January, 2012
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Don’t be a Joffrey, own the swords from Game of Thrones

Valyrian Steel has developed a line of officially licensed swords and hammer based on weaponry described in A Game of Thrones (the book, not the television series). From left to right in the above image, you can order Arya Stark’s Needle, Jon Snow’s Longclaw, Eddard Stark’s Ice, or Robert Baratheon’s Warhammer. Each replica was designed based on detailed notes and descriptions from George R.R. Martin. They’re made with high quality metal and craftsmanship.

Product Pages – Needle ($190), Longclaw ($600), Ice ($270), and Warhammer ($270)

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posted 21 December, 2011
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“Modern samurai” Isao Machii shows off his crazy fucking sword skills

Whether it’s an egg or cucumber or teensy little mushroom, Isao Machii is like a real life Hattori Hanzo. He’ll also totally kick your ass on Fruit Ninja any day.

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