Texas teacher wears the same sweater and shirt in every single yearbook photo for 40 years
It started out as an accident— in Dale Kirby’s second year of teaching, he realized he had accidentally worn the same butterfly collar shirt and sweater as the year before. So then he decided to do it the year after as a joke. And then after five years, it kinda became a thing. And 40 years later… the same sweater.
Hate People With Vaginas? This Sweater Will Keep Them Away For Good.
This is the “70’s Hair Chest Sweater” by Firebox. It’s $60.49, instantly turns your torso into that of an oiled-up, hairy-chested man, and seems like a pretty rad form of birth control. It also reminds me of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.