Hate People With Vaginas? This Sweater Will Keep Them Away For Good.
This is the “70’s Hair Chest Sweater” by Firebox. It’s $60.49, instantly turns your torso into that of an oiled-up, hairy-chested man, and seems like a pretty rad form of birth control. It also reminds me of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Slayer, the legendary thrash metal band, released these awesomely hideous Christmas sweaters on their official merch site for $80. They’re all sold out now, but you can always hit up ebay and plop down a few Benji’s if you can manage to find one.
Guy hacks an electronic knitting machine to make an infinite regress Cosby sweater
Andrew Salomone hacks a knitting machine to make among other things, a Cosby sweater within a Cosby sweater. A Sternlab knitting machine hacked by Ladyada to print sweaters from digital images, which Salomone promptly used to print a Cosby Sweater with Bill Cosby wearing a sweater with Bill Cosby on it times infinity.