Posts tagged with ‘sweaters’

Hate People With Vaginas? This Sweater Will Keep Them Away For Good.

This is the “70’s Hair Chest Sweater” by Firebox. It’s $60.49, instantly turns your torso into that of an oiled-up, hairy-chested man, and seems like a pretty rad form of birth control. It also reminds me of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

When winter starts getting really cold, you’ll want this.

A FULL BODY SWEATER.

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The best ugly Christmas sweater ever?

There are plenty of ugly Christmas sweaters out there, but only this one has this choice quote from Home Alone on it.

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Want some ugly Christmas sweater this year?

Then it’s time to head down to Ultimate Ugly Christmas and pick out something that might even make your grandmother’s sense of holiday cuteness cringe a little.

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The Official Slayer Christmas Sweater

Slayer, the legendary thrash metal band, released these awesomely hideous Christmas sweaters on their official merch site for $80. They’re all sold out now, but you can always hit up ebay and plop down a few Benji’s if you can manage to find one.

Sunday morning comics: “Fall Sweaters”

Guess who loves Christmas? MATT DAAAAMOOON

The UC Davis pepper spray cop Christmas sweater

It’s the most amazing Christmas sweater ever. And yes, baby Jesus should have dispersed if he didn’t want his manger pepper sprayed.

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Merry Christmas, Love the Internet

Only Arnold and Bill Cosby can get away with wearing a sweater this fucking hideous

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Bill QWOPbsy

Sweater puppies.