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Pixar animator sketches the NFL playoffs

Through the NFL playoffs, Pixar animator Austin Madison sketched the results of each of the match-ups by drawing each team’s mascots battling it out. Above, behold broncos getting destroyed by an Atlanta Millenium Falcon.

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Beyonce’s publicist wants these unflattering pictures from the Super Bowl to be removed from the Internet

…So reblog as much as possible.

posted 07 February, 2013
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If you’re going to go nuts in the streets celebrating your team’s win, don’t be a dumbass. Don’t be this guy.

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posted 04 February, 2013
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Beyonce entering the Super Bowl

posted 03 February, 2013
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I’ve had my money on Beyonce since the beginning of the season.

posted 01 February, 2013
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Behind the scenes of this year’s Puppy Bowl IX

This Sunday is Super Bowl Sunday, but it’s also the day of the ninth Puppy Bowl, which will be airing on Animal Planet at 6pm EST. So if you’re not big on puppies, there’s always cute puppies tugging with chew toys.

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posted 01 February, 2013
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PornHub’s “rejected” Super Bowl commerical

As in, they knew it would be rejected no matter how sweet, just because it’s PornHub. I still don’t quite get the commercial. Is she supposed to be an old retired porn star?

posted 29 January, 2013
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We must seriously consider the possibility that Madonna’s Super Bowl halftime show was a Satanic ritual

Because of course it was. Because anything that remotely has any sort of resemblance to ancient Egyptian anything is Satanic. But… I don’t know… the evidence is pretty overwhelming that Madonna put a Satanic curse on all of America with her Super Bowl halftime show.

posted 14 February, 2012
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Photos of snipers at the Super Bowl

An event as huge as the Super Bowl requires a tremendous amount of security and security planning. This includes not only the security guards and cops that fans saw as they went through the stadium, but the trained snipers that they didn’t see. The men who watched the entire game through a sniper scope, just in case anyone tried anything crazy.

And here was Madonna’s crotch from the Super Bowl halftime show

Yay.

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posted 05 February, 2012
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Fan art of the day: “Patriots vs Giants” by Vince Aparo

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posted 05 February, 2012
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I don’t care whether the Chicago Bulls or the New York Yankees win, because this lady is my winner.

posted 05 February, 2012
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Using Skyrim to predict the Super Bowl

You can use Madden simulations or Tecmo Super Bowl to try and predict the winners of tomorrow’s Super Bowl, or you could forgo all these fake giants and pit actual giant giants against the the patriotic defenders of Skyrim’s freedom.

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posted 04 February, 2012
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Weekend discussion: What are you doing this weekend? Watching the Super Bowl? Watching new movies or playing new games?

This is Super Bowl weekend in the US, which to some people, is bigger than any saint’s holiday. But what are you doing this weekend? Watching the big game? Completely ignoring its existence all together?

posted 04 February, 2012
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Jack Nicholson would rather drink bleach than go to the Super Bowl

Fuck you, Jack Nicholson does whatever he wants.

I’m sure some of you will be having Super Bowl parties this weekend. I’ll probably be napping or surfing the interwebs or whatever. When Jack Nicholson was asked if he would want to go to the Super Bowl, he replied “I’d rather drink bleach.”

I want to have his man-babies.

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