We must seriously consider the possibility that Madonna’s Super Bowl halftime show was a Satanic ritual
Because of course it was. Because anything that remotely has any sort of resemblance to ancient Egyptian anything is Satanic. But… I don’t know… the evidence is pretty overwhelming that Madonna put a Satanic curse on all of America with her Super Bowl halftime show.
An event as huge as the Super Bowl requires a tremendous amount of security and security planning. This includes not only the security guards and cops that fans saw as they went through the stadium, but the trained snipers that they didn’t see. The men who watched the entire game through a sniper scope, just in case anyone tried anything crazy.
Weekend discussion: What are you doing this weekend? Watching the Super Bowl? Watching new movies or playing new games?
This is Super Bowl weekend in the US, which to some people, is bigger than any saint’s holiday. But what are you doing this weekend? Watching the big game? Completely ignoring its existence all together?
Fuck you, Jack Nicholson does whatever he wants.
I’m sure some of you will be having Super Bowl parties this weekend. I’ll probably be napping or surfing the interwebs or whatever. When Jack Nicholson was asked if he would want to go to the Super Bowl, he replied “I’d rather drink bleach.”
I want to have his man-babies.