Things that will piss you off this morning: Captain Janeway narrates a documentary about how the Earth is the center of the universe
Kate “Captain Janeway” Mulgrew set to narrate a documentary about how god made the Earth and how it is the center of the universe because, you know, that shit makes perfect fucking sense. Michio Kaku and Lawrence Krauss also make appearances, hopefully only because they, as well as Mulgrew, just needed an easy paycheck and a good laugh. And no, the date of the video or link is not April 1st.
I’m going to go cry under a pile of blankets in the corner while pulling on a jug of cheap grain alcohol while listening to Mozart’s Requiem.
Norwegian guy gets a McDonald’s receipt tattooed on his arm, because Norway is weird
Some friends who wanted to punish Stian Ytterdahl for being too active with the ladies (uh huh, sure) gave him a choice between a Barbie on his ass or the receipt on his arm. Ytterdahl resigned himself to his fate (and probably wished he hadn’t added those 4 extra toppings to his burger).