If someone is claiming to be a wizard, and is offering to make you invisible for the low low price of $500, there’s probably a good chance he’s full of shit. One Iranian man learned that the hard way, when his brazen bank robbery quickly went bad, because he wasn’t invisible as promised.
Parents hiring handicapped people so their kids can jump in line at Disney World is now apparently a thing
Lines at theme parks can be long and torturous, but Disney honestly does everything it possibly can to make your wait shorter and less excruciating at its parks. Apparently, that’s got good enough for some parents, who have gotten into the habit of paying random handicapped people to pose as part of their family long enough to get bumped up to the front of the line.
When you’re 14 and you try and hook up with a prostitute, that kind of shit can happen.
Idiot loses his life savings trying to win an Xbox at a carnival, walks way with a stuffed Rasta banana instead
Carnival games are supposed to be a rip-off, but no one apparently told Henry Gribbohm of New Hampshire, who blew his entire savings account of $2600 to try and win an Xbox 360 at a carnival, but instead only walked away with a stuffed Rasta banana.
The device is apparently able to predict the next five to eight years of someone’s life with a 98% degree of accuracy, simply by taking an input reading from the subject’s touch and then printing out what is essentially a glorified version of the fortune part of a fortune cookie.
It’s Friday, which means it’s time to possibly make some really bad life choices over weekend intoxicants. What are some of the dumbest things you’ve done while drunk or fucked up?