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Brit doing a play-by-play of an NBA basketball game is comedy gold

Your average Brit know as much about pro basketball as the average American knows about Arsenal or whatever. Pitting the LA Clippers (Clappers) against the San Antonio Spurs in NBA 2K brings some hilarious color commentary like “Fisting it in like a German porno movie!” and “Smooth downstairs like a Barbie doll!” I would watch all the basketball games with commentary like this.

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BBC’s live Olympics stream will include pause, rewind, alerts, and Twitter integration

Not only is it awesome enough that every single event of this year’s summer Olympics in London will be streamed on the internet for free, the live video stream will include a number of DVR options such as live pause and rewind. Oh, and Twitter integration. Obviously. So you can tweet about shot-putting to all your interfriends.

IHC After Dark: Champions League Nose Picker

Hey guys if you’re into nose picking, then behold this beautiful lady and her magic finger. I promise minimal soccer and lots of picking for your pleasure.

Chris Pine knows DAT ASS when he sees it.

Arizona school forfeits championship game because they refused to play against a girl

Mesa Prep School had made it all the way to the state baseball championship, but their rival in the championship game was Our Lady of Sorrows Catholic School, and Our Lady decided that instead of fighting for the championship, they would forfeit. Because Mesa Prep had a girl on their team and they didn’t think it was right that girls played sports.

Nike’s dimpled track suit could help athletes shatter world records at this summer’s Olympics

Taking inspiration from golf, one of the slowest sports on the planet, Nike’s new track suits are covered in dimples. Just like a golf ball, these dimples decrease wind resistance. Nike claims that these suits can shave off a whopping 0.23 seconds off a runner’s time, which for the Olympics, can make the difference between first place and fifth place.

No, this is the most painful boxing photo ever. Talk about getting your face rearranged.

Lavarn Harvell Lands a punch on Tony Pietrantonio for a knockout during the third round on April 28, 2012.

(Reuters / Tim Shaffer)

Does pot help student athletes concentrate? It works for Oregon.

For the football team of the University of Oregon in Eugene, pot is just part of the culture and it’s something many players credit to the team’s success. Oh yeah, well that’s Oregon, right? There is a hell of a lot of weed in Eugene, but it’s not just Oregon. More often around the country, student athletes are claiming that getting high before a game helps them concentrate on their performance.

IHC After Dark: Footage from the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship

Back when some people thought aerobics would be the best fitness/sports thing for the next 100 years.

Meanwhile In Japan, the chick from ‘Ringu’ throws out a first pitch

And then after seven innings, you die.

IHC After Dark: In Lebanese basketball, defense is non-existent

This is from the Lebanese basketball championship, where as you can see, the object is just to watch people shoot the ball without any defense whatsoever.