By European standards, American cheese shouldn’t even be called cheese. But it’s not just the US that loves the stuff— Mexico has already been the biggest importer of American cheese for a while, but in recent years, people in South Korea and Japan have been on an American cheese binge.
LTE isn’t that bad, and there’s more of it every day across the US. South Korea is already thinking towards even faster mobile speeds— way faster. By 2020, the country plans on having a 5G network in place that’s 1000 times faster than today’s LTE. You’ll be able to download an 8000Mb movie in about a second. Bam.
In its campaign to be the world’s biggest delusional dickholes, the North Korea government created a shitty video to show its population and the rest of the world what it will look like when it invades South Korea and kicks the shit out of Southern and American forces. Lulz.
Korean pop one hit wonder Psy will be performing tonight at Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve, where he will of course be doing his one global hit, “Gangnam Style”… you might have heard of it. Anyway, Psy says that tonight is the last time he’s performing the song ever in North America, because he has so many other big hits, like this one. Okay, that one was pretty cool.
Park Geun-hye becomes South Korea’s first female president. Ha! They still don’t have a black president!
History was made today as Park Geun-hye was elected president of South Korea, the first female president in the nation’s history. While America is still waiting for its first female president, we can still be cool with the knowledge that South Korea is still a long time away from having a half white half black president.