If you’re in New York City today, it was the day that the city’s ban on super sized sodas go into effect for restaurants, concession stands, theaters and other eateries. Go to New Jersey if you want to drink a gallon of soda at a time, motherfucker. But if you want to smoke weed with your boobs out, go for it.
First, NYC was one of the first areas in the US to ban smoking in all restaurants and businesses, then they were one of the first to ban the use of transfats, and now Mayor Michael Bloomberg would like to see New York as a leader in the prohibition of super sized mega gulp sodas.
Regular soft drinks that you actually have to tilt back and pour into your face are soooo 19th century. In the future, all soda will probably come in compressed containers like Turbo Tango that ejaculates into your open maw. Who has time for regular drinking?
Did someone say pot-infused soda? Shit man, I’m thirsty as a motherfucker now. Dixie Elixirs is getting in on the medicinal marijuana market with their own line of weed-infused sodas. For your health. Right. For that cataract.
The organic drinks come in eight different flavors (including root beer, pink lemonade or grape) and serve as alternatives to smoking cannabis, which is legal for medical use by prescription in 14 states and used as an alternative to pain killers.