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SURPRISE SHARK!

A guy’s just enjoying a peaceful morning fishing when from out of nowhere… FUCK YOU I’M A SHARK

Look at this fucking ~~awesome~~ jawsome shark soldier

By Mike Corriero

Watch a shark tank burst open inside a mall in Shanghai

Sixteen people are wounded when a shark-filled aquarium bursts at a shopping mall in Shanghai, sending glass and fish flying, state media reports.

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posted 29 December, 2012
by cranberryzero
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Shark fall from the sky onto a golf course in southern California

It’s not unheard of to have small frogs and small fishes fall from the sky. But sharks are more unusual, even if they are leopard sharks, on the smaller end of the shark spectrum. So when two guys were enjoying an afternoon of golf in San Diego,a shark falling from the sky onto the 12th hole was a bit shocking.

posted 27 October, 2012
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It’s Shark Week bitches, time to fire up a big fucking shark blunt

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It’s Shark Week, so here are some of the best shark attacks from movies

We’re going to need a bigger internets.

IHC After Dark: Everything you’ve always wanted to know about sharks

UH HUH HUH HUH HUH… HUUUUUUUUUH HUH HUH HUH HUH…. HUUUUUUUUUUUH HUH HUH HUH…

posted 30 July, 2012
by Kyle
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Girl goes fishing, gets an unexpected SHAAAAARK

Keep that shit, the Chinese will buy it for parts for good money.

Watch a shark eat the shit out of a giant squid

Insane footage of a 15 foot long giant squid being eaten by a shark. Al McGlashan had this encounter while filming for the brand new series Big Fish, Small Boats that will hit Australian TV screens later this year’when they encountered the huge squid drifting on the surface.

Finally, the world has a shark with an attached laser beam

While this laser beam isn’t on the shark’s fricking head, it is firmly attached to its dorsal fin with a temporary clip. Why did someone go and clip a powerful green laser to a shark? Because they can. Duh.

Hold on a second while I high five this fucking shark.

Australian hybrid shaahk discovered, gets great gas mileage

Sharks have been around for a really long damn time, and it looks like climate change isn’t about to take them out any time soon. Probably driven by changes in climate, a new subspecies of blackfin shark has been discovered swimming the waters off eastern Australia.

posted 03 January, 2012
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Best friends forever.

posted 21 October, 2011
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Gordon Ramsey investigates the shark fin soup market and the results are pretty disgusting

Now I have no problem with meat and seafood. I fucking love meat and seafood. But the east Asian appetite for shark fin soup is just awful. Sharks can’t be kept and bred in pens, so fisherman just go out into the ocean and just catch shit tons of them, but only for the fin. They slice the fin off while the fish is alive and toss it back to bleed to death. And there are already far too few sharks in the world for the Chinese to keep devouring shark fins like they do.

There are some pretty disturbing scenarios in this video, but the part for me that pins it all together is when Ramsey actually tries shark fin soup and discovers that surprise shark fin just tastes like cartilage— tasteless and bland and ruins a perfectly mediocre bowl of soup. Eat more cows or something dammit, leave the sharks alone.

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