Posts tagged with ‘shaolin monks’

A shaolin monk throws a sewing needle through a pane of glass

Okay, that’s it. I’m moving to western China to become a Shaolin monk.

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Learn how to do the Shaolin monk “iron egg” technique

Okay, you stand right there and I’m going to kick you in the balls. This is the only way you’re going to learn. Stand right there, god dammit.