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The Hammer is a muscle-controlled rainbow light-up dildo (Possibly NSFW)

It’s a strap-on type dildo, where the bulb end goes into the vagina, and when the vaginal muscles contract, it controls the light show in the shaft.

posted 13 February, 2013
by cranberryzero
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This penis powered controller is what you get when a PS Move and a Fleshlight have a love child

If you think there’s a serious lack of Japanese sex games that come with their own Fleshlight-like peripherals, check out the bundle with Custom Maid 3D.

The Justin-In Beaver sex doll. Yes, this is a real thing you can buy.

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posted 06 November, 2012
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Fuck my face.

posted 09 October, 2012
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Okay, so those are some damn cute Japanese dildos

Toy maker Tokyoplastic posted these concepts for some cute sex toys, but right now they’re just concepts. Don’t go getting your lady parts all moist just yet. But they are pretty cool looking.

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I think this is the right place. Is this the support group for men with controlling girlfriends?

posted 04 October, 2011
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Things you can buy from Japan: The Puruun Angel Bust 2 (NSFW)

Behold, severed rubber body parts that you can kiss, motorboat, wear as a hat or stick your pecker into. Because nothing should make you feel more like a psycho serial killer like blowing your load all over disembodied tits.

Buy it here at J-List (NSFW)

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13 sex toys way too baffling to enjoy

Far be it from me to tell people how they should get their rocks off, but every now and again, sex toy manufacturers come up with sex toys so strange that one has to wonder whether there’s actually a market for these things or of one mad sex toy maker is just melting together various silicone body parts and shapes to make whatever circus freak contraptions.

posted 10 February, 2011
by cranberryzero
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Stoya’s “Screaming Pussy” Fleshlight promo (NSFW)

One of the cuter Fleshlight promo videos I’ve seen. And it’s got Stoya and a vague representation of Stoya’s vag and anus in silicone rubber.

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posted 01 February, 2011
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Meet my new girlfriend. She’s the fucking business.

posted 02 January, 2011
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If you’ve ever wanted to fuck the plastic facsimile of Snooki, here’s your chance

The Guidette love doll. I can’t even imagine how much grease and tanning spray this thing comes with to make it even remotely close to authentic.

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posted 29 November, 2010
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dirtbag-kingdom:

Tentacle Rape Play Set.

posted 20 October, 2010
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The A10 Cyclone masturbator is like putting your dick into a cyclone

Or at least that’s what I think they’re implying. It’s like the Rainbow vacuum of male masturbators. I don’t think there’s any sound in this video, it’s not just you— but you can learn more or order this potentially dick-destroying product here.

posted 10 October, 2010
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The unofficial Avatar Fleshlight is here. I don’t know why, but it is (Possibly NSFW)

I think the thing that bothers me the most about this Fleshlight is not that it’s blue and is supposed to suggest a piece of rubber Na’avi pussy, but that it looks like my female pit bull’s vag when she’s in heat. Minus the blue part. And because she’s unspayed, when she goes into heat, that fucking three-sided thing pulsates when she walks and it’s pretty gross to look at. Much like this here Fleshlight. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

(Source: toplessrobot.com)