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Sesame Street celebrates a billion views on YouTube with the Count

Sesame Street’s YouTube channel recently hit a billion views, so they celebrated with the Muppet whose gig is counting shit.

In case you were wondering, Sesame Street doesn’t need an Elmo backup plan til 2014

With the recent and unceremonious departure of Elmo creator and Sesame Street head Muppeteer Kevin Clash, many have wondered about the future of Elmo. Elmo still makes a shit ton of money, an Clash is the creator, voice and life of Elmo, so it’s a good question. As it turns out, Clash has recorded enough Elmo dialogue to last til 2014, and he’s already trained people on playing Elmo, so Sesame Street has about a year and a half to figure out what to do.

posted 27 November, 2012
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Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash’s accuser recants his recant, Clash quits Sesame Street. Elmo’s dead, baby. Elmo’s dead.

About a week ago, Sesame Street was rocked to its core when head Muppeteer and the creator and voice of Elmo Kevin Clash was accused of having a relationship with a 15 year old when Clash was 43. A day later, the accuser, now 23, said the relationship happened when he was 18, not 15. And now, he’s taken back the taking back, and Kevin Clash has quit Sesame Street. Way to go… you killed Elmo.

posted 20 November, 2012
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Kevin Clash accuser is suddenly all like “LOL just kidding about the pedo stuff”

Yesterday, we reported that Elmo creator and puppeteer Kevin Clash had been put on leave from Sesame Street after a 23 year old man accused Clash of having a sexual relationship with him when he was a minor. Now that accuser has taken back his claims, saying that he was an adult when he had a relationship with the puppeteer.

posted 13 November, 2012
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I don’t want to believe: Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash accused of sex crimes with a minor

While Elmo isn’t my favorite Muppet ever, Kevin Clash is one of my favorite puppeteers ever. So I don’t even think I want to believe the accusations now facing him, that he had a sexual relationship with a minor. Kevin Clash is awesome and can do no wrong, dammit.

posted 12 November, 2012
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Obama campaign releases a completely idiotic Big Bird campaign ad

Instead of continuing to hammer away at the 47% comment, the Obama campaign released… this.

posted 09 October, 2012
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This is now on Big Bird’s Wikipedia page.

Found by DigiDiva

posted 03 October, 2012
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Sesame Street takes on Boardwalk Empire

In “Birdwalk Empire”, two rival bird gangs go beak to beak.

posted 02 October, 2012
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I Won.

Cosplay of the day: Terrifying real life Bert and Ernie

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posted 07 September, 2012
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The Dark Knight Rises, with Cookie Monster in place of Batman

Yeah, it’s another Dark Knight Rises parody, but this one has 100% more Cookie Monster, therefore better.

And now, here’s Breaking Bad’s Gus Fring when he was just a kid on Sesame Street

Giancarlo Esposito, the actor who portrays meth distributor Gustavo “Gus” Fring on Breaking Bad, played a much less menacing character named “Mickey” on five episodes of Sesame Street in 1982.

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