Posts tagged with ‘semen

Semen tainted yogurt gets man two years in prison. Just two years?

A grocery store worker accused of handing out a semen-tainted yogurt sample has been sentenced to two years in prison.

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The next time you’re in Wellington, NZ, why not try the green apple flavored horse semen shots? I hear they’re delish.
Until July 3rd at the Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand, you can sample a shot of horse semen flavored with green apple flavoring for just $25 a pop. The pub advises customers to throw it back in one shot as opposed to sipping it. Not surprisingly, it’s not very popular with men, but one that did try it said it tasted like custard. A woman who tried it apparently said she was going to get her husband to “eat more grass”. 
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The next time you’re in Wellington, NZ, why not try the green apple flavored horse semen shots? I hear they’re delish.

Until July 3rd at the Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand, you can sample a shot of horse semen flavored with green apple flavoring for just $25 a pop. The pub advises customers to throw it back in one shot as opposed to sipping it. Not surprisingly, it’s not very popular with men, but one that did try it said it tasted like custard. A woman who tried it apparently said she was going to get her husband to “eat more grass”. 

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While this might theoretically be a good idea, it’s plainly not. Can you catch STDs from oral sex? Yes. Should you find out before you have a mouthful of jizz? Yes, you probably should. 

While this might theoretically be a good idea, it’s plainly not. Can you catch STDs from oral sex? Yes. Should you find out before you have a mouthful of jizz? Yes, you probably should. 

Horse semen to be served at New Zealand Food Festival

At this year’s Hokitika Wildfoods festival next month in New Zealand, one of the more daring things on the menu will be… stallion semen. You’ve got some ‘splaining to do, New Zealand.

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New Mexico woman gets a yogurt sample that she says had semen in it

A woman at a grocery store got a free sample of yogurt and she immediately noticed the subtle taste and mouth feel of semen. But it was Greek yogurt, and all Greek yogurt tastes like rotten jizz anyway.

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IHC is brought to you today by “Come-On”. Real homemade semen flavor in every spoonful.

Say “I love you in a sweaty and vulgar fashion” with the “Pearl Necklace”
It’s called “The Pearl Necklace”, but there’s no pearls to be found. It’s just silver cast to look like someone just squirted metallic semen all over your collarbone. Yes really, that’s exactly what it’s supposed to look like. It’s certainly a conversation starter.
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Say “I love you in a sweaty and vulgar fashion” with the “Pearl Necklace”

It’s called “The Pearl Necklace”, but there’s no pearls to be found. It’s just silver cast to look like someone just squirted metallic semen all over your collarbone. Yes really, that’s exactly what it’s supposed to look like. It’s certainly a conversation starter.

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Britain’s MI6 once considered using semen as invisible ink

"That ink was made out of what?"

During World War I, Britain’s intelligence agency MI6 apparently once briefly considered using semen as invisible ink. And to make the story even better, the idea for using man-juice as secret writing fluid came from a guy named Mansfield Cumming.

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