A beast of burger, and a deal if you’re rich at only $666, the Douche burger is “an edible fiscal disaster”, and it doesn’t even sound good. But if I had a free $666 to burn, I’d definitely get one.
We must seriously consider the possibility that Madonna’s Super Bowl halftime show was a Satanic ritual
Because of course it was. Because anything that remotely has any sort of resemblance to ancient Egyptian anything is Satanic. But… I don’t know… the evidence is pretty overwhelming that Madonna put a Satanic curse on all of America with her Super Bowl halftime show.