Could Satanists get their own monument at the Oklahoma state capitol? Dark Lord and Comforter willing.
In 2009, the Oklahoma state legislature approved a 10 Commandments monument on state capitol grounds. So this week, the Satanic Temple of New York applied to build a $20,000 monument to do the same. They say the monument will be “tasteful”, and if there’s a Christian monument at the state capitol, other religions should also be represented.
If the Mormons can posthumously baptize someone as Mormon, so can the Satanists. In a recent ritual, the Satanic Temple invited lesbians to come and make out on the grave of Fred Phelps’ mother and declaring her posthumously as a Satanic lesbian. Furthermore, they state that from here on out, any time there’s same sex lovin’ on her grave, the Lady Phelps will receive lesbian pleasures in Hell.
A beast of burger, and a deal if you’re rich at only $666, the Douche burger is “an edible fiscal disaster”, and it doesn’t even sound good. But if I had a free $666 to burn, I’d definitely get one.