If the Mormons can posthumously baptize someone as Mormon, so can the Satanists. In a recent ritual, the Satanic Temple invited lesbians to come and make out on the grave of Fred Phelps’ mother and declaring her posthumously as a Satanic lesbian. Furthermore, they state that from here on out, any time there’s same sex lovin’ on her grave, the Lady Phelps will receive lesbian pleasures in Hell.
A beast of burger, and a deal if you’re rich at only $666, the Douche burger is “an edible fiscal disaster”, and it doesn’t even sound good. But if I had a free $666 to burn, I’d definitely get one.