Shortly after the news of Steve Jobs passing last night, Sarah Palin made a late announcement that she was officially not running for president. Wait, so that giant bus was just… what? Oh, I don’t fucking know, do whatever you want.
So you’ve got Rick Perry and Ron Paul and Herman Cain and that Mormon guy and that other crazy chick. Good luck.
Book claims Sarah Palin used to be a cokehead, once cheated on her husband and had sex with NBA player Glen Rice
According to the new tell-all book The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin, the former Alaska semi-governor was quite a fan of the Peruvian marching dust, once screwed NBA player Glen Rice when she was a newscaster and later cheated on her husband with a business associate.
Tea Party Republicans are often criticized for their hyperbolic rhetoric, but one indie video game company is matching the crazy with Tea Party Zombies must die, a video game that has players shooting zombie versions of Tea Party supporters and politicians. Personally, I’d be happy with a game that just involves teabagging Tea Baggers while they scream about how Obama is turning America into a Islamo-fascist Communist shithole.
What with ICANN opening up a whole porny can of worms by approving the .xxx top level domain, they’ve had to set up some conditions. Namely, they and the ICM Registry have put together a huge list of “VIPs” whose names will be ineligible for use in combination with .xxx. So no barackobama.xxx, hillaryclinton.xxx or sarahpalin.xxx for example. There goes my million dollar porn site idea.
Sarah Palin’s husband admits on camera that his wife quit being governor so she could make more money
When Sarah Palin up and quit her job halfway through her term as governor of Alaska, there was of course speculation on why she would do such a thing, with most people agreeing that she was gearing up to run for president this year. But despite a very campaign-ish tour bus, that hasn’t happened yet.