Posts tagged with ‘salmon’

That time when the Magic Schoolbus kids got covered in salmon semen

I’m pretty sure that would prompt some sort of disciplinary action in real life. “You shrunk your students down to the size of fish eggs and had them covered in semen? You thought that was a good idea?”

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The tl;dr version of Obama’s 2011 State of the Union address

In case you didn’t see the SOTU a few days ago, here’s what it pretty much boils down to: Gay salmon winning the future.

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Meanwhile in Alaska: Salmon vodka

Vodka. It’s supposed to be odorless and tasteless and people like this keep fucking it up by adding salmon flavor to it. Salmon of all fucking things. Hey man, I love salmon, and I love salmon with vodka, but not in my vodka.