A challenger approaches.
Blah blah blah William and Kate got married today. I wish I was there just so I could have the day off. Anyway, what if America had a king and queen? Some people in colonial America thought it might have been a good idea, so it could have happened. So if there was to be a king of the US, who would you like it to be?
Back in 1981 when Diana married Charles, the country and the world was assured that Diana was in fact a virgin. These days, when asked the same about Kate Middleton, the answer is “Meh, who cares about that anymore.” Which I suppose is a good thing, considering how stupidly difficult it might be to find a prince a good virgin these days.