When you’re 14 and you try and hook up with a prostitute, that kind of shit can happen.
After 50 years and nearly half a million dicks, 70 year old twin prostitutes from Amsterdam are retiring
Twin sisters Louise and Martine Fokkens have been working as prostitutes in Amsterdam’s red light district for fifty years. Now 70 years old, the pair have decided it’s time to hang up their garters after receiving a combined estimated 355,000 dicks into their pasty orifices.
Blackmail and slander have been around as long as human beings have been around, and with the internet, we have the high tech tools to embarrass people on a grand scale. One website Potential Prostitutes lets people anonymously accuse women of being prostitutes with no evidence, and then charges the women $100 to have their names and photos removed. Brilliant! (?)
Getting prostitutes overseas can be a dangerous thing— you may get ripped off, you may get some variety of jungle crotch rot or you could be a US Secret Service agent, compromising your job by picking up Colombian hookers. But in the future, prostitutes may come in robotic flavor. No diseases and if it’s not a real person, it’s not cheating, right? Right?
Swedish-born photographer Christer Strömholm shot these absolutely stunning black and white photographs of Parisian prostitutes, both female and transsexual in Pigalle, starting from the early 1950s and going into the 1960s.
In Italy, as in so many countries, prostitutes generally aren’t home grown women in it for the love of the profession. Too many prostitutes in the first world are women that are kidnapped from poor countries and forced into slavery or are tricked into prostitution to pay back their passage to another country. For Nigerian women in Italy however, life is particularly dire.
McDonald’s Chicken Nuggets are pretty damn tasty, but one woman in LA thinks they’re good enough to prostitute yourself for. I mean, it’s not like it hasn’t crossed my mind when I was jonesing for the yummy, crispy taste of Chicken Nuggets, but I never actually did it.
It may be a little hard to discern what’s on this coin from 1st century Britain, but it’s a man making sweet, sweet love to a lady friend. It wasn’t official coinage, but a token for a brothel. It could have been a general purpose token, or it could have been for the specified sex act, or it could have been collected to turn in later for fun prizes.
As the owner of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, Dennis Hof has done quite well for himself. And now he wants to open a second brothel in Nevada, only this one will have a sci-fi theme to it and will be called The Alien Cathouse. Not a bad name… sort of like my idea for a sci-fi themed Italian/Mexican restaurant called Pasta Mañana.
In a case of Germans being Germans, the city of Bonn now requires street hookers to punch in and punch out their working hours on street meters. As of last Monday, prostitutes had to pay the charge of €6 before they start their business, regardless of the number of customers. A notice on the machine defines the prostitute’s working hours with bureaucratic efficiency: Monday to Sunday, 8:15 pm to 6:00 am.
I sort of work for a living but after a long day of spinning around in my chair I expect to come home to a quiet house. Today I came home to whores all over my truck. Why does this keep happening to me?