Indian Man Exiled for Stopping People from Drinking “Religious” Sewage Water.
Senal Edamaruku is being charged with blasphemy for revealing that the “tears” that were streaming from a statue of Jesus, which followers were drinking in hopes of having their ailments cured, was in fact sewage from a leaking pipe. As a result, he has been exiled from his homeland and is only permitted to return if he apologizes to the sewage-drinkers he offended.
So… umm… yeah, my mind is overloaded with the jokes I could make. Where to begin?