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Man Pees in His Own Mouth… Why not? (NSFW)

And don’t bitch that you expected anything different.

Even if you’re a riot cop, when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go.

posted 22 January, 2011
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Sega unveils piss-controlled urinal video games

But it’s only in Japan. What the hell, I thought Japanese guys peed sitting down? This better come to North America or I’m gonna… I’m gonna… make my own pissing games. Like “try to hit the nice brown leather shoe in the next stall over.”

Via

posted 17 December, 2010
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Soldier caught on infrared taking a piss

Where did he get those wonderful pee-detecting toys?

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posted 14 December, 2010
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Ohio pee fiend may be prosecuted with the law he helped to inspire

Here’s a good piece of advice from me to you: If your extracurricular activities are so fucked up that your local officials are like “Fuck, this is fucked up and there isn’t even a law for it. We need to pass a law just for this one fucked up individual”, just maybe you should get a new hobby.

posted 09 November, 2010
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Drunk and pissing yourself is no way to go through a concert.

posted 28 September, 2010
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Anne Sellors has the saddest IMDB entry ever

There’s thousands and thousands and thousands of people listed on IMDB for a variety of reasons and most of them aren’t people you’ve ever heard of. There’s even a lot of people who only have a single extra credit to their name like Anne Sellors. But Anne Sellors has to be the only person on IMDB whose single credit is “Woman who urinates herself”.