Posts tagged with ‘piss’

Avant garde performance artist Glenn Beck selling a jar of his own piss with an Obama figure inside

Just because Glenn Beck isn’t on Fox anymore doesn’t mean he’s any more sane. In a beret and with a bad French accent, the conservative radio host showed off a jar of his own urine (at least he says it is), with a little Obama toy inside. 

Beck has put his artwork up for sale for $25,000 and if it sells, he says he’s going to do another with Michelle Obama.

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Taiwanese art student gets accolades for making Iron Man out of his bloody piss

There’s lots of really great art out there these days, and then there’s this guy. An art student from Taiwan, who after pissing blood one night, was inspired to create the face of Iron Man out of piss and blood. And the critics love it. Because they would. Because it’s not like there isn’t a metric shit ton of really great art being done these days that they have to fawn all over a guy drawing in his bloody pee.

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Magical new dildo device claims to stop bladder leakage in women

Yes, the InTone anti-bladder leakage device works exactly how you might think it would just by looking at it. You stick it in one’s lady parts and it helps you strengthen your pelvic floor muscles through exercise, reducing bladder leakage. Ta-da.

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Austrian man fired for bathing in his own urine at work

You’re soaking in it.

Alfred Zoppelt had been working at the same museum in Vienna for 23 years and he had recently begun undergoing a self-prescribed regimin of urine therapy, in which he would regularly wash his hands, face and entire body in his own urine on a regular basis. And he would do this at work. And he was somehow surprised that he was fired.

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Atlantis astronauts will be testing a brand new osmosis-based pee recycling machine

Astronauts are already used to drinking their own pee using a urine recycling machine aboard the ISS— they’re recycled pee connoisseurs if you will— but the current machine sucks down power from the space station. This new one uses the magic of forward osmosis to purify urine into tasty drinking water.

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Eggs boiled in children’s urine will take the world’s taste buds by storm

In parts of China, spring eggs boiled in children’s urine are a delicacy, and many Chinese chefs want to port this local dish worldwide. Yeah, I’m sure it’ll be a hit. This is why I’m so glad Chinese restaurants don’t serve real Chinese cuisine.

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