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Omg this is a photo of a man arresting a pig.

posted 13 April, 2013
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This pig is ready to get totally trashed on St. Patrick’s Day

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Le Cochon Danseur (The Dancing Pig), The First Meme of the 20th Century (1907)

posted 03 November, 2012
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Wednesday WTF News: Oregon man eaten by his own pigs

Terry Vance Garner, 69, never returned from feeding his hogs last Wednesday, prompting a family member to check on him about 2:30 p.m. and call authorities. A family member found Garner’s dentures and pieces of his body in the hog enclosure several hours later, but most of his remains had been consumed.

Fuck today, it’s time to go back to sleep on this pig.

posted 28 September, 2012
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Global bacon shortage ‘unavoidable’. Of course… OBAMA. DAMMIT.

See, internet? See what your unnatural and all-consuming love for bacon has done? The world is now on the verge of a worldwide pork shortage. There just aren’t enough pigs to feed your insatiable demand for bacon and sausage. I blame Obama and the internet and the Muslims and those guys from Epic Meal Time.

posted 25 September, 2012
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The Daily Cuteness: Hamlet the mini pig goes down the stairs for oatmeal

Oh fuck, I think I just grew ovaries.

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Burger King pledges to move to cage-free eggs and cage-free pigs in five years

In a press release today, Burger King committed to serving 100 percent cage-free eggs in its U.S. restaurants by 2017 and to buy pork only from suppliers with documented plans to end their use of gestation crates for breeding sows.

Evil marzipan pig was too scary to give to kids as a Christmas present

From creator Jonas Laberg:

This was meant as a Christmas present for two girls I know who are 5 and 7, but I don’t think I’ll give it to them actually. It turned out a bit too evil-demon-pig-from-hell-y for that. Now it’ s sitting on a shelf threatening me with its existence. I’m not quite sure what I should do with it. For those that are into numbers: that’s 10kg of marzipan, about 47 000 kcal. And it’s got six nipples.

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posted 26 December, 2011
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So here’s a robot specifically made to chop heads off pigs

Called the Jarvis Model JR-50 Robotic Hog Head Dropper, this bad mamma jamma is made to slice pig heads off pig corpses with a quickness.

After being killed, stuck, and dehaired, hogs arrive at the JR-50’s 7 x12-foot stainless steel cage. The six-axis robotic arm uses an industrtial-hardened 3D camera to aim the lopping blade which, with 3750 pounds (1800psi) of cutting force, makes a 9.5-inch incision at the base of the hog’s skull, severing it from the spine and trachea.

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Toon of the Day: Home bacon dispenser

Gross, but funny. And useful. And look how happy that pig is.

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posted 19 November, 2010
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Two legged Chinese pig can make it on his own

A 10-month old pig named Zhu Jianqiang (“Strong Willed Pig”) is a local celebrity in Henan Province, China, where the animal born with only two front legs has learned to walk and carry on with normal pig stuff.

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posted 04 October, 2010
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TED talk of the day: How pig parts make the world go round

Christien Meindertsma takes a look how every part of a pig, especially those that aren’t eaten, make up much of the world we see around us. So bad news Jews and Muslims… pig parets are literally everywhere. Also, I’d listen to Christien Meindertsma talk about anything. Anything at all.