Strange patent application of the day: “Sexual aid device”

Patent number US 2011/0071343 A1, filed in September of last year, appears to be some sort of tele-masturbation device. It looks like it’s got a hole for a dick, and a way to receive signals from across a network that are translated into vibrations.
There’s been a couple of different internet-controlled male masturbation devices that have hit the market in the last couple of years, but this one seems to be pretty unfriendly looking, but perhaps that’s just the nature of the patent drawing. I wouldn’t put my dick in it.

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