Oklahoma Democrats go full Monty Python on GOP anti-abortion bill, add an “Every sperm is sacred” clause
When Oklahoma state senate Republicans tried to push through an anti-abortion bill, Oklahoma Democrats tried to force the bill to go full retard by adding a section to the bill that would make any form of male ejaculation not into a vagina “a crime against unborn babies”. You be trollin’.
Elizabeth Alisha Greta Halfmoon was arrested in Tulsa, Oklahoma yesterday for attempting to cook meth inside a Wal-Mart. The amazing part is that she wasn’t just busting Sudafed on the floor— she had been at it for SIX HOURS before employees finally became suspicious of her activities and called the police. Well, we can’t all be Walter White.
Fig. 1 A Demonstration of tectonic forces at work in Oklahoma
If anyone’s in Oklahoma (unlikely), that shaking you felt a little while ago was a 5.6 magnitude earthquake, centered in Lincoln County. Congrats, Oklahoma, you had an earthquake, I guess you’re cool now.
Convicted murderer Justin “Jus N” Walker is in the midst of a 30 year sentence for killing an Oklahoma sheriff. But god forbid that prison should put a damper on his ability to smoke weed and party like a motherfucker. But if that’s how you’re going to do it in prison, don’t post it all on Facebook with your contraband Blackberry.