A Norwegian artist cooked and ate his own hip— it had been deformed all his life, and he recently had it replaced— he claimed it tasted of “wild sheep”. Alexander Selvik Wengshoel said he served the hip bone with potato gratin and a glass of wine. He decided to eat a part of his own body on “a whim”. The hip bone, removed by doctors, has gone on display as part of an exhibition. The operation to remove the bone was filmed and forms part of the exhibition also.
A fisherman was baffled after he found a massive dildo inside a cod he had just caught. Bjoern Frilund, 64, was pleased to have reeled in the six kilogram fish while on a boat near Eidsbygda, in Norway. But his happiness soon turned to dread when he inspected the cod further and saw it contained a large red vibrator.
One way to possibly get around having a pat down is to just get completely shitfaced before you go to the airport and pass out cold on the security conveyor belt. That’s what happened to an unnamed Norwegian tourist, and he got a complementary full body x-ray in the process.