North Korea moves missiles into firing position, everybody meh

In what are most likely just half-broken rockets that will be shot into the sea, North Korea has moved a battery of missiles into firing position on the east coast of the country. What happens next? STAY TUNED.
North Korea has their Twitter and Flickr accounts hacked

Earlier today, the official Twitter and Flickr accounts of the North Korean government were hacked, leaving behind such treasures as this pig-faced Kim Jong Un. The sad part is the poor bastard monitoring North Korea’s social presence probably had to commit suicide after seeing that image before he shamed his entire family.
Kim Jong Un, make up whatever bullshit stories you want if you want to look cool to your people, but leave everyone else out of it.
Kim Jong Un, hard at work
(Source: radicktv)
NK update: Mass rally in Pyongyang, NK government claims to have missiles aimed at US targets

North Korea seems to show no signs of backing off the crazy lately. There was a government sponsored, pro-Kim Jong Un rally in Pyongyang that drew a hundred thousand people, forced to march and sing and pump their fists in olive drab uniforms, singing about how happy they would be to tear Americans limb from limb.
B-2 Stealth Bombers fly to Korea and drop dummy bombs to send a message.

As North Korea continues to ramp up its rhetoric, the US has also been ramping up its presence in the region with high profile war games meant to show North Korea exactly the kind of destruction they would bring upon themselves if they attacked South Korea, Japan or US interests in the Pacific. As part of this deterrent effort, the US flew B2 bombers from Missouri to the Korean peninsula to drop dummy bombs, warning the North against going full retard.
How’d you like to own the same high tech trackball as Kim Jong Un?

A few days ago, North Korea released the above photo of Kim Jong Un sitting at a high tech North Korean “supercomputer” encased in Soviet military green metal. Also, check out that badass trackball. Serious business.
North Korea makes a video to show what it will look like when it kicks the crap out of South Korea

In its campaign to be the world’s biggest delusional dickholes, the North Korea government created a shitty video to show its population and the rest of the world what it will look like when it invades South Korea and kicks the shit out of Southern and American forces. Lulz.
North Korea reportedly using international diplomatic staff to sell street drugs overseas for cash

North Korea has been strapped for cash for a while now and it doesn’t help that most of the money it gets is used for the useless luxuries of the ruling class. So in order to raise more money, supposedly the NK government has been directing its diplomatic staff to sell street drugs in places like eastern Europe.
Awesomely insane North Korean propaganda film about life in America
Where it snows all the time, we’ve eaten all the birds, everyone lives in leaky tents, we’re all violent drug addicts and the government feeds us coffee made from snow.
Dennis Rodman And Kim Jong Un In NBA JAM North Korea
HE’S HEATING UP (his nuclear weapons.)
Kim Jong Un’s wife has a baby, but no one said anything because it’s probably a girl

South Korea confirmed that Kim Jong Un’s wife, Ri Sol-Ju did give birth to Kim Jong Baby late last year, but did so in secret and without any fanfare, most likely because the child is a girl. Being a girl, Kim Jong Etc wouldn’t inherit the dictatorship, so they were like “Eh, whatever”.

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