In an incredibly stupid move, the Nintendo powers that be have decided to call a virtual “same-sex” avatar option as “human relations that become strange.”
While sales of the Nintendo 3DS haven’t been bad, they haven’t been great either. So Nintendo comes out with garish new colors and now a larger screen, but this is what would really get people, especially those in their 30s to pony up for a 3DS— a version with the look of a classic NES.
The Nintendo 3DS had a pretty slow and rocky start, but now that it’s doing fairly well, Nintendo has announced that they’ll be launching a bigger version, the 3DS XL this August. So if you like 3.5 inches, you’ll love nearly five inches.
This fall will be Adventure Time on the Nintendo DS and the Nintendo 3DS as the first console game based on the awesome animated series will make its debut. I’m not sure how one packs all the schizo awesomeness of Adventure Time into a handheld game, but I’m sure it will be fun.
With the success of the very awesome New Super Mario Bros for the Nintendo DS a couple years ago, I’m happy as a gigantic Mario that Nintendo recently announced that New Super Mario Bros 2 will be coming to the 3DS this August.
The only reason Senran Kagura for Nintendo 3DS exists is to show off this artwork, which might be NSFW
By now, you should be well aware that there’s a huge… HUGE market for video games in Japan that solely exist for no other reason than to show off over-sexed, giant breasted (and sometimes giant penised) anime schoolgirls getting humiliated, harassed, groped and poked with sharp objects.
Nintendo likes its characters. It likes them so much that it rarely creates new ones, instead choosing to make new Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Donkey Kong and Pokemon games until the end of time. But with Dillon’s Rolling Western for the 3DS, Nintendo’s adding one more character to their roster in the first time in over 10 years. What was the last one? Pikmin?
Sega Game Gear will soon be one of the consoles with games on the Nintendo 3DS Virtual Console, adding a little SEGA!!! to the list of consoles that right now is Nintendo-only.