When actor Nic Cage is dead and buried, his body will rest under this large pyramid crypt in a cemetery in New Orleans. Why? Because he’s Nicolas Fucking Cage, that’s why.
I know exactly what happened to Nicolas Cage… he owes a shit ton of money to the IRS, so he’s taking pretty much any old crap role that’s handed to him these days. Case in point, is a mainstream theatrical remake of the Left Behind series, that best-selling Christian apocalypse Jesus freak series that was made into a movie trilogy starring Kirk Cameron a while back.