Back in 1993, this guy won an episode of the Nickelodeon game show GUTS, and now is selling his coveted aggro crag trophy on eBay. One of only 126 ever made, this thing would look great on your shelf as you lie through your teeth about having been on GUTS. And no, he’s not selling his gold medal. You’ll have to lie about “losing it in a move”, you morally corrupt bastard.
Nickelodeon’s going to be rolling out its brand new Voltron reboot, called “Voltron Force” on June 16th, and it’s already got an awful, awful rap theme song called “Let’s Voltron!” I mean, I guess it’s cool to show kids really getting into the show and drawing robots, because that’s what I certainly did, but the song is just fucking god awful.
A couple weeks ago, we posted a memo from Nickelodeon about bringing 90s shows back on the air. The memo turned out to be fake, but after seeing the huge positive response, Nickelodeon has now said that they will be bringing a number of great shows from the 1990s to Nick Teen.