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Anonymous declares war on marijuana prohibition

They’re calling the next steps of their process Phase 2. Phase 2 involves organizing marches in support of medical cannabis in as many locales as possible. There is another aspect of the plan—and it something more controversial. The group will reveal the identities and real motives of the “narco-warriors”. According to Anonymous, narco-warriors are the men, women and groups that benefit from keeping medical cannabis illegal. They are corporate lobbysist, politicians who accept payoffs, big pharma, prison contractors and anyone else that takes advantage of the dark, seedy side of our system’s medical marijuana legal standing. Anonymous will expose them to the public.

After patent dispute, judge recommends banning the sale of Xbox 360s in the US

I don’t know the exact figures, but I’m pretty sure that every second in the US, a new lawsuit is filed from one tech company to another over some kind of patent infringement. In a recent spat between Microsoft and Motorola, the judge overseeing the case concluded that the government should temporarily ban the sale of the Xbox 360 over some patent issue. Wait, what?

Kansas passes anti-Sharia law law that could also prevent them from passing anti-gay marriage legislation. So that’s a good thing

Kansas is the newest state to pass “anti-Sharia law” legislation, out of some sort of idiotic fear that evil early 1900s movie Muslims are just waiting at our borders with knives in their teeth to take over every nook and cranny of American life with Sharia law. Sure, there are some crazies who have that goal (above), but there are also people who believe they’re Elvis.

Make a bid on the vial of Ronald Reagan blood, get the chance to clone your own Reagan

There’s only one day left to put in your bid for a truly unique piece of American history— a vial of Ronald Reagan’s blood, collected when he was shot by wannabe assassin John Hinkley. The auction has raised the ire of many Reagan fans, but if you’re the winner, you could always build your very own Ronald Reagan Jurassic Park on some tropical island somewhere. Surely nothing could go wrong.

Forty thousand religious zealots gather in NY to protest the evilness of the internet

Usually, when you hear about highly religious people getting together to get crazy about something, it’s often Christians or Muslims. But this past weekend, 40,000 devout ultra-orthodox Jews gathered at Citi Field to rant and rave for seven hours about how evil the internet is and how it will bring the downfall of humanity. You mad bros?

Senate to vote on bill that would allow military propaganda directed towards American citizens

Right now, the US military is free to use a wide variety of propaganda overseas, but it’s prohibited towards aiming the propaganda machine towards US citizens… and that soon could change if the Senate passes a legislative amendment that strikes down the ban. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, CITIZEN.

SpaceX launch goes off smoothly, NASA calls it a “new era” in spaceflight

After a delay last week, SpaceX’s Falcon 9 rocket blasted off from Cape Canaveral early this morning with an unmanned ship bringing supplies to the International Space Station. NASA called the launch a “new era” in spaceflight, as it hopes to eventually outsource such missions to private companies.

NC pastor wishes he could put gay people in concentration camps and starve them to death

In a sermon blasting President Obama for his same-sex marriage support, Pastor Charles L. Worley of Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden, North Carolina, offered a novel — and horrific — solution to the so-called gay scourge: build an electric fence and let “lesbians, queers and homosexuals” starve to death. Because obviously, that’s what Jesus would do.

Man loses his penis to flesh-eating bacteria after penile implant surgery goes bad

A man in Florida opted for a penile implant to fix his erectile dysfunction after the normal ED drugs didn’t work. But what he got was a flesh-eating bacteria and gangrene that resulted in complete amputation of his penis.

Meanwhile in America, some fat guy complains that “All-you-can-eat” is false advertising

After plowing through a dozen fish at a fish fry, a 350 pound guy went to the local news station to complain he was still hungry. ONLY IN OBAMA’S AMERICA.

The serial butt stabber. He could be in your neighborhood RIGHT NOW.

Arizona school forfeits championship game because they refused to play against a girl

Mesa Prep School had made it all the way to the state baseball championship, but their rival in the championship game was Our Lady of Sorrows Catholic School, and Our Lady decided that instead of fighting for the championship, they would forfeit. Because Mesa Prep had a girl on their team and they didn’t think it was right that girls played sports.

Newly discovered Mayan calendar goes way past 2012. Sorry, conspiracy freaks.

Bad news if you’re one of the people who has believed the crap about the long count Mayan calendar ending in 2012, thinking this means the Maya knew that the end of the world would happen at the end of this year— you’re wrong. Okay, so that’s old news, but the new news is that a newly discovered Mayan long count calendar goes way past 2012. So they weren’t predicting anything. Obviously.

Equality for Everyone poster shows up at the main Obama headquarters

I know it seems lately that this is gay marriage news central, but it is big news, and it is a big deal, and this poster that showed up on Obama’s official Instagram feed shows that equality for all looks to be a big theme for his campaign this year.

Nebraska man changes his name to ‘Tyrannosaurus Rex’, because he’s a sexual tyrannosaurus

Without much else to do in Nebraska, Tyler Gold of York, Nebraska decided to legally change his name to ‘Tyrannosaurus Rex’. If I were to name myself after a dinosaur, it would be ‘Clitaurus’, because it was the most sensitive dinosaur.

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After patent dispute, judge recommends banning the sale of Xbox 360s in the US

Kansas passes anti-Sharia law law that could also prevent them from passing anti-gay marriage legislation. So that’s a good thing

Make a bid on the vial of Ronald Reagan blood, get the chance to clone your own Reagan

Forty thousand religious zealots gather in NY to protest the evilness of the internet

Senate to vote on bill that would allow military propaganda directed towards American citizens

SpaceX launch goes off smoothly, NASA calls it a “new era” in spaceflight

NC pastor wishes he could put gay people in concentration camps and starve them to death

Man loses his penis to flesh-eating bacteria after penile implant surgery goes bad

Arizona school forfeits championship game because they refused to play against a girl

Newly discovered Mayan calendar goes way past 2012. Sorry, conspiracy freaks.

Nebraska man changes his name to ‘Tyrannosaurus Rex’, because he’s a sexual tyrannosaurus

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